Maradona wants to be Edouard

[michael duffy]

Aye Michael time fura STIFF denial no time fur Hardened liars straight to thi Penal colony.

HH

at ma age, the only thing oan ma mind is a stiff drink!..... noo whit did ah dae wi' ma bromide!

 

[The Deadner]

at ma age, the only thing oan ma mind is a stiff drink!..... noo whit did ah dae wi' ma bromide!

So judging by that reply, you are obviously denying telling hoopy anything to do with the said stiffener medication. Which would lead a man to believe that hoopy is infact bullshittin about receiving advice from your good self??? Hoopy spill the beans..... Has it all gone soft on ye?

 

[Nick66]

Someone posted this in one of the Celtic fan Facebook pages. I thought it was funny enough to post here, and I posted it in General Chat instead of Celtic Chat because Maradona is not a Celt -- hope that makes the nitpickers happy -- and he's not a bad dancer.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=517621822371584

Just before he posted another Parcel to the Columbian Hun.

 

[Hoopy427]

So judging by that reply, you are obviously denying telling hoopy anything to do with the said stiffener medication. Which would lead a man to believe that hoopy is infact bullshittin about receiving advice from your good self??? Hoopy spill the beans..... Has it all gone soft on ye?

I've been looking into tool hardness recently, more relating to chisels than male appendages to be fair. Rockwell 60 is a good place to be any harder than that and you might break the tip off it (I'm talking chisels here not trouser snakes... )

 

[lennono]

Edson Arantes do Nascimento

 

[Artur]

I've been looking into tool hardness recently, more relating to chisels than male appendages to be fair. Rockwell 60 is a good place to be any harder than that and you might break the tip off it (I'm talking chisels here not trouser snakes... )

Cany beat the Marples Hoopy

 

[Hoopy427]

Cany beat the Marples Hoopy

My everyday chisels are marples mate, the red an yellow handle jobs, bloody strong chisel they can take some abuse! I'm trying to talk myself into buying a set of Lie Neilson bench chisels, expensive but pure tool porn!

 

[Artur]

My everyday chisels are marples mate, the red an yellow handle jobs, bloody strong chisel they can take some abuse! I'm trying to talk myself into buying a set of Lie Neilson bench chisels, expensive but pure tool porn!

Got a full set for xmas years ago in the wooden box but some bastard knocked them buy the fiver shot eclipse ones out bills tool store now

 

[The Galway shawl]

You don't need viagra when you're in your prime, it's when you're past your prime that it comes in handy!

Fact of the day the generic medical name for viagra is Macocksafloppin.

 

[Hoopy427]

Got a full set for xmas years ago in the wooden box but some bastard knocked them buy the fiver shot eclipse ones out bills tool store now

What sort of low life twat would steal a man's tools?
A hun probably!

 

[The Shamrock]

Cany beat the Marples Hoopy

I thought you meant Miss Marples.

 

[Artur]

I thought you meant Miss Marples.

Too auld you

 

[The Shamrock]

Too auld you

You're only as old as who you feel.

 

[Hoopy427]

Too auld you

Hide Artur she's got a vicious streak!

 

[The Shamrock]

Hide Artur she's got a vicious streak!

Shut it, Mr Soft.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Shut it, Mr Soft.

Macocksa is entitled to his opinion Shammy.

 

[Artur]

You're only as old as who you feel.

Thats true Shamrock fair play tae ye

 

[kelly]

You're only as old as who you feel.

you been raiding the nursing homes again

 

[Artur]

Shut it, Mr Soft.

You must have disappointed her Hoopy

 

[The Shamrock]

you been raiding the nursing homes again

Who grassed me up?