Mick Duffy's post match ravings The Stella guzzlers vs that Tennents lager pish!

michael duffy

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Wabbit's Wabbit's Wabbit's!
Marshall-Davy Crockett,is this the phekin Alamo,any chance ae' yooz defendin! 6/10

O'Donnell-whit wiz that thing that used pull Steptoe's cart... aye, that's right, a carthorse! 2/10

Cooper- 1/10

Mulgrew-when ye arrive back in Blackburn Lancashire, there'll be 10,001 holes! 2/10

Robertson- mon KT! 2/10

Snodgrass-strange style of runnin,strange style of passin, jist strange! 3/10

McTumshie- Man utd stalwart! ma sides,at least he got a yellow,banned for the next game! yayy! 2/10

MacLean-If he had a moustache he'd look like Freddy Mercury, great singer, shit footballer! 2/10


CalMac-get me phuqin oot ae here! 9/10

Corpus-get me the phuq oot ae here as well! 9/10

Phillips- Screwdriver! 2/10

Subs
Armstrong-great hair 2/10

Russell- shite beard 2/10

McGinn-we were tryin tae sign him!!!!! ma sides!0/10
Stevie Clarke,whit the phuq hiv ah got masel intae!

So another pish poor performance,thank phuq they eased up after 1/2 an hour and only stuck 4 in, winning me £300 in the process!
drink Stella bhoys and ghirls and save the planet!
Mick Duffy signin off tae get Stellamacated!
 

jinxy67

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Wabbit's Wabbit's Wabbit's!
Marshall-Davy Crockett,is this the phekin Alamo,any chance ae' yooz defendin! 6/10

O'Donnell-whit wiz that thing that used pull Steptoe's cart... aye, that's right, a carthorse! 2/10

Cooper- 1/10

Mulgrew-when ye arrive back in Blackburn Lancashire, there'll be 10,001 holes! 2/10

Robertson- mon KT! 2/10

Snodgrass-strange style of runnin,strange style of passin, jist strange! 3/10

McTumshie- Man utd stalwart! ma sides,at least he got a yellow,banned for the next game! yayy! 2/10

MacLean-If he had a moustache he'd look like Freddy Mercury, great singer, shit footballer! 2/10


CalMac-get me phuqin oot ae here! 9/10

Corpus-get me the phuq oot ae here as well! 9/10

Phillips- Screwdriver! 2/10

Subs
Armstrong-great hair 2/10

Russell- shite beard 2/10

McGinn-we were tryin tae sign him!!!!! ma sides!0/10
Stevie Clarke,whit the phuq hiv ah got masel intae!

So another pish poor performance,thank phuq they eased up after 1/2 an hour and only stuck 4 in, winning me £300 in the process!
drink Stella bhoys and ghirls and save the planet!
Mick Duffy signin off tae get Stellamacated!
Not going to argue with you on your points to each player but what makes you think that freddy wasn't a good footballer??????? ? ?
 

Spherical Planet

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You just can't judge a person on one broken fingernail as attested by my three daughters
I would normally agree on the "broken fingernail" assessment, Jinxy; however- the last broken fingernail my missus suffered was after trying to grab me by my cast-iron neck. Left a helluva welt too.

I propose that all fingernails be bitten to the quick or pulled out by pliers.
 

Big Bobo's bunnet

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Thought the panel went to town on it after the game as well. Boyd had a breakdown and mcfadden wasnt much better. If you missed it I wouldn't advise looking back at it.
Didn't know what I was expecting from them with McFadden freshly punted and Boyd not having any TRFC player to chat about. Boyd shot and certainly didn't miss.
 

tictastic

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Wabbit's Wabbit's Wabbit's!
Marshall-Davy Crockett,is this the phekin Alamo,any chance ae' yooz defendin! 6/10

O'Donnell-whit wiz that thing that used pull Steptoe's cart... aye, that's right, a carthorse! 2/10

Cooper- 1/10

Mulgrew-when ye arrive back in Blackburn Lancashire, there'll be 10,001 holes! 2/10

Robertson- mon KT! 2/10

Snodgrass-strange style of runnin,strange style of passin, jist strange! 3/10

McTumshie- Man utd stalwart! ma sides,at least he got a yellow,banned for the next game! yayy! 2/10

MacLean-If he had a moustache he'd look like Freddy Mercury, great singer, shit footballer! 2/10


CalMac-get me phuqin oot ae here! 9/10

Corpus-get me the phuq oot ae here as well! 9/10

Phillips- Screwdriver! 2/10

Subs
Armstrong-great hair 2/10

Russell- shite beard 2/10

McGinn-we were tryin tae sign him!!!!! ma sides!0/10
Stevie Clarke,whit the phuq hiv ah got masel intae!

So another pish poor performance,thank phuq they eased up after 1/2 an hour and only stuck 4 in, winning me £300 in the process!
drink Stella bhoys and ghirls and save the planet!
Mick Duffy signin off tae get Stellamacated!
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jinxy67

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I would normally agree on the "broken fingernail" assessment, Jinxy; however- the last broken fingernail my missus suffered was after trying to grab me by my cast-iron neck. Left a helluva welt too.

I propose that all fingernails be bitten to the quick or pulled out by pliers.
I am behind you 100% with your proposal to bite or plier out said fingernails. When can you do my Three daughters?? Because I ain't stupid or Brave enough to try
 

Spherical Planet

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I am behind you 100% with your proposal to bite or plier out said fingernails. When can you do my Three daughters?? Because I ain't stupid or Brave enough to try
I've got the stupid part sorted, jinxy; unfortunately- I must have had a bravery bypass when I was younger, so no dice!

Must have some amount of courage yourself though to be exposed to that level of the sisterhood, jinxy?

I know folk who got less punishment for murder, than that torture you have to endure?
 

jinxy67

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I've got the stupid part sorted, jinxy; unfortunately- I must have had a bravery bypass when I was younger, so no dice!

Must have some amount of courage yourself though to be exposed to that level of the sisterhood, jinxy?

I know folk who got less punishment for murder, than that torture you have to endure?
We all have our crosses to bear SP I was man enough to handle 4 girls (I found out when the girls were growing that my wife was also a girl) go figure. Then when my 3 girls gave me 6 grandchildren between them I ended up with 4 granddaughters. Soon there will be peace
 
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