Mon the Mariners

[Miktim]

My wife was in Toronto visiting family and they took her to see the blue jays, she said it was a great day out . And stewards made sure their beer cups were full but hasn’t got a clue what the score was or who won

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I never saw a moose walking down Yonge Street. And have you seen the size of those moose? You'd need a step ladder and an SAS survival certificate before you got stuck in about one of them beasties!

I saw an elephant walking doon the street in Thailand, it stole a hat aff some guys heid
The guy took it pretty well, said very little to be honest

 

[Smelltheg-love]

My wife was in Toronto visiting family and they took her to see the blue jays, she said it was a great day out . And stewards made sure their beer cups were full but hasn’t got a clue what the score was or who won

Thats why the fairer sex have much more fun than us blokes....
the who, what or whatever the fuck are irrelevant as they live in the moment
Meanwhile hubby is trying to make sense of it all by figuring out the fucking rules

Love Toronto, my 8/9 journeys to visit relatives in Windsor mean landing in Toronto and leaving from Toronto so spent a lot of time there and also in Detroit which is a mile away from Windsor whether you take the tunnel or the bridge. Slightly differing cities IMO, can't put my finger on why

My most memorable times in Toronto
in second place - hearing Moby DJ in a bar, meeting him, loving his set and advising him to 'just keep plugging away, your set's really good and you'll do well'. Upon getting home, my mates like have you heard this guy Moby's album

Best memory is travelling to Toronto the day of our flight home, getting there and expecting the France v Scotland game to be on in every pub, only to be disappointed time and again. Finding a French restaurant, watching on the equivalent of an OXO cube while revelling in getting proper French Onion Soup, only for that pesky James McFadden to score that goal, celebrating as Scots do and being told to fuck off within a minute. No soup, even asked for a takeaway...only to be told to 'find a pub you fucking alcoholic Scottish merdes'..... apparently the French place greater emphasis on winning a football match than fidelity......

We did get to leave without paying for the shitty beer

 

[26+6=1]

A woman was allegedly overheard (according to a Boston Herald article) at a Red Sox game on the phone to a friend saying
"oh yeah, the cleaner just hit a grand salami".

 

[Docco]

Go mariners

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Go mariners

Glory holing hunting again Docco
Supporting the team 4-0 up
You'll be an Arsenal fan before long...

 

[The Galway shawl]

Geez a game of Rounders any day, Baseball that goes over ma heid....see what a done there...

 

[Richybhoy]

Anybody but the Yankees for me.

There’s a good video o a famous male model ( the guy fae the black and white photo holding a baby, loads of women had it in their house in the 80s) on a mad roller coaster or something and he gets hit in the puss fae a goose at high speed. He’s got blood and feathers on his puss when he gets aff. It’s funny as

 

[Lubos left peg]

Did your team win Docco??

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Think docco is still in his scratcher lubo it's a long old game the old rounders surley they won they were 4 up

 

[Imatim]

Did your team win Docco??

They don’t play until 3PM…

 

[Docco]

Think docco is still in his scratcher lubo it's a long old game the old rounders surley they won they were 4 up

4-0

Cracking score that these days ,

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

4-0

Cracking score that these days ,

Good stuff docco hopefully your main team score 4 later aswell mate HH

 

[Lubos left peg]

4-0

Cracking score that these days ,

Brilliant. Let's hope your other team can copy that scoreline today!!!

 

[Docco]

Good stuff docco hopefully your main team score 4 later aswell mate HH

Not so sure...St Mirren playing well these days

 

[Theta Sigma]

Standard response TBF

Baseball is a fucking genius game

Baseball is rounders for idiots.

 

[Docco]

Baseball is rounders for idiots.

Idiotic comment TBF

 

[Docco]

Guy with a Celtic top on at game tonight in the front row!

 

[Docco]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

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A lot of Celtic fans in Toronto.

Let's go Blue Jays.