Mon the Mariners

[DILLIGAF]

Fuck those moosehead fuckers

Fucking cool yer jets ya madman
Rounders, the most boring game, next to cricket, imho
It's all about the stats ? B O R I N G
My mates go and watch the Vancouver Canadians baseball, it's a nice little outdoor stadium, and the beer and hot dogs flow, I couldn't be arsed to sit there as I need constant action to keep me interested, but hey ho, to each their own
Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Mariners
Been to both cities, shiteholes
It's fitba, hockey, rugby, and CFL football for me
I don't watch the overhyped NFL, NBA or MLB
Have you ever watched a bench clearing 'Slappy McSlapfest 'in baseball ? what a buncha fannies. all dining in and jumping about, fucking embarrassing
Anyway, don't give a munkys who wins

*S A F E !!

 

[Docco]

Fucking cool yer jets ya madman
Rounders, the most boring game, next to cricket, imho
It's all about the stats ? B O R I N G
My mates go and watch the Vancouver Canadians baseball, it's a nice little outdoor stadium, and the beer and hot dogs flow, I couldn't be arsed to sit there as I need constant action to keep me interested, but hey ho, to each their own
Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Mariners
Been to both cities, shiteholes
It's fitba, hockey, rugby, and CFL football for me
I don't watch the overhyped NFL, NBA or MLB
Have you ever watched a bench clearing 'Slappy McSlapfest 'in baseball ? what a buncha fannies. all dining in and jumping about, fucking embarrassing
Anyway, don't give a munkys who wins

*S A F E !!

Smashing

 

[DILLIGAF]

Smashing

Smashing indeed
Basing my findings on both cities due to the fact I've been to both Seattle and Toronto
If I had to live in either one, I'd go for Seattle, less snow and crap weather than back east
"Beesball, been berry berry good to me"

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Smashing indeed
Basing my findings on both cities due to the fact I've been to both Seattle and Toronto
If I had to live in either one, I'd go for Seattle, less snow and crap weather than back east
"Beesball, been berry berry good to me"

No way Dill. Toronto is much better than Seattle (even though I've never been to Seattle )!

 

[JamSam67]

Go mariners

With yi Docco there’s a few oan here whae cud dae wi learning guid Manners

HH I say

 

[JamSam67]

No way Dill. Toronto is much better than Seattle (even though I've never been to Seattle )!

Rather gaun ti Buckhaven naw

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Fucking cool yer jets ya madman
Rounders, the most boring game, next to cricket, imho
It's all about the stats ? B O R I N G
My mates go and watch the Vancouver Canadians baseball, it's a nice little outdoor stadium, and the beer and hot dogs flow, I couldn't be arsed to sit there as I need constant action to keep me interested, but hey ho, to each their own
Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Mariners
Been to both cities, shiteholes
It's fitba, hockey, rugby, and CFL football for me
I don't watch the overhyped NFL, NBA or MLB
Have you ever watched a bench clearing 'Slappy McSlapfest 'in baseball ? what a buncha fannies. all dining in and jumping about, fucking embarrassing
Anyway, don't give a munkys who wins

*S A F E !!

Seattle
Are
Fuckin
Eejits

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

No way Dill. Toronto is much better than Seattle (even though I've never been to Seattle )!

Ever been out west ?
Come check us out
HH

 

[Docco]

Smashing indeed
Basing my findings on both cities due to the fact I've been to both Seattle and Toronto
If I had to live in either one, I'd go for Seattle, less snow and crap weather than back east
"Beesball, been berry berry good to me"

Brilliant

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Rather gaun ti Buckhaven naw

HH

I had to look up where Buckhaven was. I guess anywhere near Methil looks like paradise compared to there! I also suspect there are more folk walk around there carrying baseball bats than in North America!

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Ever been out west ?
Come check us out
HH

Aye, but just between Calgary and Vernon. It is beautiful in the Rockies.

 

[JamSam67]

I had to look up where Buckhaven was. I guess anywhere near Methil looks like paradise compared to there! I also suspect there are more folk walk around there carrying baseball bats than in North America!

To be fair they sell thousands of baseball bats in Glesca but no Baseballs.
Pish pre-Season that

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

I had to look up where Buckhaven was. I guess anywhere near Methil looks like paradise compared to there! I also suspect there are more folk walk around there carrying baseball bats than in North America!

If you have a baseball bat in your truck, make sure there's also a baseball mitt, or baseball
As KB said "The sports shop in Glasgow has sold 300 baseball bats, but not one baseball glove..."
Any sport you can have a beverage at, is ok though

 

[DILLIGAF]

Aye, but just between Calgary and Vernon. It is beautiful in the Rockies.

The Okanagan is one of my favourite places
Been up through there, Vernon, Kelowna, Peachland, Summerland, Penticton, beautiful spots
Calgary is a fun, vibrant city
Good on you mate, we have family in Alberta, Calgary and Edmonton
Fucking Baltic there in Winter though, one day it's -20, next day, it can be 15 above and sunny, mental
If you ever get out this way, drop me a line

HH

 

[Docco]

A lot of Celtic fans in Toronto.

Let's go Blue Jays.

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Losers

Mon the mariners.....8-1 down.....10-9 winners

 

[50 Shades of Green]

If you have a baseball bat in your truck, make sure there's also a baseball mitt, or baseball
As KB said "The sports shop in Glasgow has sold 300 baseball bats, but not one baseball glove..."
Any sport you can have a beverage at, is ok though

Once got told if your going to carry a baseball bat in your taxi make sure you have a baseball glove and ball as well, your lawyer will thank you for it.

 

[Miktim]

Once got told if your going to carry a baseball bat in your taxi make sure you have a baseball glove and ball as well, your lawyer will thank you for it.

The first thing you checked when you started your shift on the taxi was that the day shift driver hadn’t removed your baseball glove 50

 

[lcafiero]

Baseball is rounders for idiots.

Baseball is a fucking genius game

As someone who grew up playing the sport, the truth lies somewhere in between. To be honest, I don't follow it anymore, and the only reason I ever looked at the M's was because I saw Ichiro play when I lived in Japan and he was a phenomenal player back than and also with Seattle.

But someone said it best earlier: At least it's not cricket.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

But someone said it best earlier: At least it's not cricket.

Aye the savages don’t even stop the game at 3pm for tea and cucumber sandwiches