Noisy Cooking - Snack & Meal Suggestions.

[John nó]

Sauté some chopped onions in a frying pan, add sliced chorizo and in about a minute add a tin of baked beans. Grate cheese on top and serve when melted.

Jeesus 26, hope you never invite me around for a bit of grub

 

[Spherical Planet]

Favourite wee snack at the moment is a nice bottle of Kronenbourg sandwiched between two fags............nutritious and delicious and it takes several helpings before you're (bladder's) full.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Chicken thighs in the oven with some courgette, peppers and par boiled baby potatoes then add some Chorizo and garlic.

Tune in tomorrow for some more heart burning em I mean heart warming recipes. Love to you all, Nigella. Xxx

If you look like Nigella, then we'll just dispense with the food stuff and get down to putting buns in the oven

 

[tictastic]

Corned beef piece wi` sliced beetroot. also works in rolls.

 

[JamSam67]

If you look like Nigella, then we'll just dispense with the food stuff and get down to putting buns in the oven

Trust you to go doon ti Shammy’s level just, I mean just above the gutter. Red Caird Willie red caird. Family show this is dearie me

HH

 

[Spherical Planet]

Trust you to go doon ti Shammy’s level just, I mean just above the gutter. Red Caird Willie red caird. Family show this is dearie me

HH

What d'ya mean, Jam?

Tell me you would'nae want a Nigella and Sophie Dahl sandwich?

 

[26+6=1]

Corned beef piece wi` sliced beetroot. also works in rolls.

Corned beef and mustard sambos a fave
but corned beef broken up into a bowl of Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican Rice makes a deadly 2 minute lunch.

 

[JamSam67]

What d'ya mean, Jam?

Tell me you would'nae want a Nigella and Sophie Dahl sandwich?

Every day and twice on Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and every other day ending in Y mmmm

HH

 

[John nó]

Every day and twice on Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and every other day ending in Y mmmm

HH

Very big appetite then jam

 

[JamSam67]

Corned Beef Beetroot and Vine Tomatoes on Seeded breeeeeed touch of hot Chillie sauce. Mm

HH

 

[Spherical Planet]

Every day and twice on Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and every other day ending in Y mmmm

HH

Sure beats the Jamie Oliver sugar-free option, Jam

 

[JamSam67]

Very big appetite then jam

Yip I’m eating for 3 (will regret this hey ho)

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Sure beats the Jamie Oliver sugar-free option, Jam

I’d beat him he’s a prick prefer James Martin makes real food every Seterday on itv

HH

 

[The Deadner]

Some fuckin vomit inducing stuff on here

 

[The Deadner]

The thread should've been called "if ye want to be pissin through your hole for a week, have a go at this shite".

 

[The Deadner]

Here's a simple burger recipe that the wee ones love...
1 pound of minced beef
1 beef stock cube finely grated
1 shallot/small onion finely chopped
Couple of splashes Worcester sauce
Mix the shite out of it.
Make balls the size to fit in your hand.
Smash the balls until flat.
Fry on the pan.
Put topping of choice.
My wee ones call them smashed burgers. But be warned when you taste them, you'll eat til ye burst!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Here's a recipe I sourced from the huns sistermaw cookbook:

1. Take a McVitie's digestive biscuit
2. Gather britherpaw, unclepaw, Billy and Biliam
3. Force group masturbation over said biscuit
4. Last hun standing has to eat the soggy biscuit

Apparently it's a bit of a gourmet treat down Edmiston Drive and also throughout the many Ubiquitous Halls in Scotland.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Another recipe in the huns sistermaw cookbook goes as follows:

1. Source fresh human who is still breathing
2. Attack and eat the flesh from the bone

It's called the 'zombie-salad'

 

[The Shamrock]

If you look like Nigella, then we'll just dispense with the food stuff and get down to putting buns in the oven

I think that ship might have sailed, sailor.

 

[The Shamrock]

Why all the corned beef recipes when corned beef is pure shite?