BILLCOWIE1958
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Man suspects his wife of infidelity . Comes home one night unexpectedly - rushes up to the bedroom hoping to catch her in flagrante . However she is alone but is wearing sexy lingerie which he has never seen before .
In a fit of rage and frustration he throws her out of the window , then trashes the room , finally throwing the wardrobe out of the window too . Realising what he has done he throws himself out of the window and dies .
Moments later at the gates of heaven the man is there with his wife and another man :
St Peter asks the wife what happened - she explained about her husband's jealousy , then the husband confirms this . St Peter finally turns to the stranger . ''Why are you here ? ''
''Well '' says the man '' I was minding my own business standing in a wardrobe when ....''
Ah you can't beat the oldies HH?