Penalty lottery time.

[Phuxache]

They're 4 pens away from creating a new world record

 

[Millsy]

In 10 years time all the refs will be AI Robots and we'll all have nothing to worry about.

Yes , but will they be Protestant AI Robots or Catholic AI robots ?

HH

 

[Espiritosanto]

Who the fuck is des roache??or was des roache??

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

By my reckoning, sevco have been awarded 18 Tavpens domestically in the 30 Scottish league & cup matches they've played since Clementine joined them.

Another interesting statistic to note is that Tavernier has not been the main penalty taker for a large part of his time at Ibrokes. There have been well over 40 penalties taken by other sevco players during his time with the goat molesters:

• Waghorn 17
• Halliday 7
• Barasic 4
• Roofe 4
• Dorrans 2
• Morelos 2
• Dressers 2
• Candieas1
• Windass 1
• Defoe 1
• Hagi 1
• Arsefield 1
• Itten 1

The guy would have been challenging Messi and Ronaldo for the golden boot if he had been allowed to take their Tavpens the whole time.

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

They're 4 pens away from creating a new world record

Duz this Trophy go wae the '80 Min Trophy' the 'Florida Cup (finished 3rd)' the 'We beat Dortmund Trophy' & of crse the Big Cup the 'Moral Victory Trophy' .. Am surprised there's ANY room fur that Fukin noo, place BURSTIN at the Seams!

 

[Miktim]

Is it no time you were oot getting yir Nat king Cole Sean

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Is it no time you were oot getting yir Nat king Cole Sean

Too early m8 & it's Songkran where STUPID CUNTS try tae soak u wae Plazzie Water Pistols!! .. Just oot huvin Brekkers.. PARTY starts at 7!

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

U'll like this Wan Troops.. I'm a very very good player but u don't need tae be in coz it's free!! Anyway cut a long story short & mind am 6 ft 7 this Fukin after I beat him surrounded by 5 pals ( am on my own tho well known) said I bet ur a Celtic Fan coz u STINK! Mashed the Cunts UGLY HUN FACE tae a PULP.. FUKIN SQUEELIN LIKE A WEE LASSIE!! .. Yes they're Fukin EVERYWHERE Folks.. Think I may still be Barred tho.. Hey Ho!!

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

U'll like this Wan Troops.. I'm a very very good player but u don't need tae be in coz it's free!! Anyway cut a long story short & mind am 6 ft 7 this Fukin after I beat him surrounded by 5 pals ( am on my own tho well known) said I bet ur a Celtic Fan coz u STINK! Mashed the Cunts UGLY HUN FACE tae a PULP.. FUKIN SQUEELIN LIKE A WEE LASSIE!! .. Yes they're Fukin EVERYWHERE Folks.. Think I may still be Barred tho.. Hey Ho!!

Just tae let u kno aw eez pals DISOWNED the Fukin ARSEHOLE & I had a ball wae them fur nxt 4 hrs!! Pretty sure they've aw DISOWNED her but they kno she's a Fukin ARSEHOLE!! Aw her m8 Huns declared League wiz over, said I cdn't give a Fuk Sonny but ur SPOT ON!! .. Could go looking fur the Pussy and I'd Fukin Find her but Na too smart fur that!!

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Its that time again, I'll go for 45 mins as usual.

 

[Imatim]

Its that time again, I'll go for 45 mins as usual.

Don’t be surprised if there’s a red card there too…

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

The sevvies will want their guys to stamp their authority on this match nice and early to settle the nerves. They will also want plenty of goals to improve their goal difference so playing against 10 Buddies will help their cause immensely.

So I sully expect the sevco superstar, Nick Walsh, to step up to the plate today and rise to the challenge when his side really needs him.

I'm going 12 minutes for their 1st Tavpen, with a possible straight red card. There will also be a few early bookings to hamstring the Saints defensive players too.

Steve Robinson will be delighted tonight that his klub will have picked up 3 comfortable points, although his employers might not be so happy with the result!

 

[50 Shades of Green]

I'm going for a first half pen in the 50th min

 

[lennono]

I'm going for a first half pen in the 50th min

and am gawn fur wan on the 100th min

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

One of my cats is going for 16 and the other 90 minutes. My dog is going for "56", just like OFFC (aye, right!). They could all be right if Walsh puts in his man of the match performance.

 

[Shadow2]

I reckon it'll be Walsh (aided by Brother VAR) to the rescue around the 81st minute!

 

[Shadow2]

Huns get their noses in front through an own goal only for St Mirren to equalize 5 minutes later . Brother Walsh no doubt stands at the ready just waiting on the call coming in from Goat HQ!

 

[Lubos left peg]

Any minute now