Player of the year so far?

[Artur]

A vagina ya fud!

You still ridin your tae work?

 

[Hoopy427]

You still ridin your tae work?

Yeee haw!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

No. Way. In. Hell.

Maybe after a good nights sleep you'll think differently.
Maybe not

 

[michael duffy]

Rollin. rollin, rollin.........Rawhide, aye, awright, ffs!

 

[Hoopy427]

hmmmm...Not so sure..i'm just waiting for a knock on the door at any given ti..............................

Is the big fella taking you out for a nice meal Docco?
Avoid the puffer fish would be my advice!

 

[michael duffy]

Is the big fella taking you out for a nice meal Docco?
Avoid the puffer fish would be my advice!

Eat the puffer fish, cook it yersel!

 

[michael duffy]

Bought Ma first real six string,see whit ah done there!,wiz an "EKO",£6 saved up fur 3 months, tae buy it in 1969, ah know! bought it fae a five and dime,or a pawn,as it's better known,before ma fingers bled,found oot ah hid tae buy strings and learn tae tune the phuqer!,so aboot 6 months later played ma first song to a pretendy audience
Cos ah wiz losin ma mind wi the phuqer!

 

[DILLIGAF]

First of all you snidey American cunt, go fuck yourself. If you don't agree with me fine. What the fuck is the Einstein for, apart from showing you're a snidey American cunt?

I have a Yamaha guitar.

I remember you and your know fuck all about fitba trying to call me out for my assessment of Boli. You should be dorfing your cap to me. I nailed him as useless and a threat to all of our wellbeing.

So with all due respect go fuck yourself you prick. Keep out the snide, if you don't agree fine, say that, its with me fine. I don't give a fuck if you or nobody does.

I was right about Boli and you showed you don't have a fucking clue. You snidey American cunt.

Well, that escalated rather quickly

 

[lcafiero]

Bought Ma first real six string,see whit ah done there!,wiz an "EKO",£6 saved up fur 3 months, tae buy it in 1969, ah know! bought it fae a five and dime,or a pawn,as it's better known,before ma fingers bled,found oot ah hid tae buy strings and learn tae tune the phuqer!,so aboot 6 months later played ma first song to a pretendy audience
Cos ah wiz losin ma mind wi the phuqer!

Nice. First guitar was an Ovation, with the round back (an Applause, the bottom of the barrel). Also had a Sigma (a Martin knock-off) and a Fender Stratocaster, both of which I gave to my brother when I moved to California in the mid-'80s. About a year ago I found a Yamaha F325D in a thrift shop for $50 and bought it for my daughter, but I play it more than she does (to be fair, she's a college student).

Love that Neil Young song, by the way.

 

[lcafiero]

Well, that escalated rather quickly

That it did.

 

[DILLIGAF]

I play the hairy banjo

And THAT, is too much information
HH

 

[michael duffy]

Nice. First guitar was an Ovation, with the round back (an Applause, the bottom of the barrel). Also had a Sigma (a Martin knock-off) and a Fender Stratocaster, both of which I gave to my brother when I moved to California in the mid-'80s. About a year ago I found a Yamaha F325D in a thrift shop for $50 and bought it for my daughter, but I play it more than she does (to be fair, she's a college student).

tried an ovation Larry,it kept slidin off ma knee! nice tone though!

 

[michael duffy]

" Torange scum preten they win thw league!
Did yeezaye☘

 

[DILLIGAF]

I mean clearly aw the credentials are there......it's a heid scratcher right enough mate!

To be fair though my missus is quite good with computers but it doesn't make me Mark Zuckerberg!

Have you tried the Kazoo ?
Musical instrument of the future

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hoopy during his goth phase......