Police slam ''thug-like '' celebration which endangered fans:

BREAKING NEWS ...........

The Record believes that the pitch invasion at the Livingstone game was for health and safety reasons .
Sources close to the away club revealed that Large William the drummer with the onion bears had the misfortune to consume a very iffy chicken madras from his local Indian takeaway on the night prior to the game . His discomfort was compounded by the downing of a bottle of Buckfast and 8 cans of Kestrel on the bus to the game .

A fellow traveller on Large Williams bus stated , "we all knew he had a loose bowel because of the nosh from the Bengal pally ,so we decided to shake his 8 cans up on the bus .
He seemed ok until he began jumping up and down when the 3rd goal went in ,then we heard someone shout .....WATCH OUT HE'S GONNY BLOW ,that's when the panic set in and it was every man for himself and the safest place was out the stand and onto the pitch .

A spokesman for the SFA stated ,It was only the quick thinking of the away fans that prevented another Pompay .

Large William was unavailable for comment as he was still on the WC

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BREAKING NEWS ...........

The Record believes that the pitch invasion at the Livingstone game was for health and safety reasons .
Sources close to the away club revealed that Large William the drummer with the onion bears had the misfortune to consume a very iffy chicken madras from his local Indian takeaway on the night prior to the game . His discomfort was compounded by the downing of a bottle of Buckfast and 8 cans of Kestrel on the bus to the game .

A fellow traveller on Large Williams bus stated , "we all knew he had a loose bowel because of the nosh from the Bengal pally ,so we decided to shake his 8 cans up on the bus .
He seemed ok until he began jumping up and down when the 3rd goal went in ,then we heard someone shout .....WATCH OUT HE'S GONNY BLOW ,that's when the panic set in and it was every man for himself and the safest place was out the stand and onto the pitch .

A spokesman for the SFA stated ,It was only the quick thinking of the away fans that prevented another Pompay .

Large William was unavailable for comment as he was still on the WC
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What is apparent on the Sportscene coverage of Livi-Sevco is that just prior to the field invasion by 'Large William ' and his entourage , the Sevco supporters are actually moving around to the area behind the goal from other parts of the ground .
There are crowds of people standing in the area between the seats and the touchline - and the police and stewards , instead of ushering them to seats are taking no notice of them .
The authorities are , again it appears , complacent / compliant / terrified to act against this menace .
 
If us the celtic fan had invaded the pitch does anyone believe they would ignore it the way sky tv or MSM has wae sevco Then you’re deluded when we win the league wherever it may be we have the perfect time to enjoy our victory with players and coaches let’s see then what’s reported and how. You know as I do how it will go
 
Nae mention of fake tickets, that area where the fat chappie & his knuckle dragging mates invaded was over crowded or the photographer who's equipment got damaged.

Yet again Scotland's shame acting like cvnts, is someone going die before the SFA & the authorities take action. Can't call them animals because no animal behaves like that. Inbred cavemen basturds.

☘️ HAIL HAIL ☘️ MON THE CELTIC ☘️
 
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