The Shamrock
Well-known member
BREAKING NEWS ...........
The Record believes that the pitch invasion at the Livingstone game was for health and safety reasons .
Sources close to the away club revealed that Large William the drummer with the onion bears had the misfortune to consume a very iffy chicken madras from his local Indian takeaway on the night prior to the game . His discomfort was compounded by the downing of a bottle of Buckfast and 8 cans of Kestrel on the bus to the game .
A fellow traveller on Large Williams bus stated , "we all knew he had a loose bowel because of the nosh from the Bengal pally ,so we decided to shake his 8 cans up on the bus .
He seemed ok until he began jumping up and down when the 3rd goal went in ,then we heard someone shout .....WATCH OUT HE'S GONNY BLOW ,that's when the panic set in and it was every man for himself and the safest place was out the stand and onto the pitch .
A spokesman for the SFA stated ,It was only the quick thinking of the away fans that prevented another Pompay .
Large William was unavailable for comment as he was still on the WC
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