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Awright Bhoys & Ghirls well that wus pure fucking 💩 tonight, nae cunt could get near Modric, then nae cunt on the backpost. Then thurs yon big dumpling Dykes, ffs seen a tree wae a better 1st touch than yon cunt. Aye, Wee Griff mibbie not have been the fittest one tae take but he'd have fought fur the cause, than big Dykes.

I'm awa tae get steamin
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No witt...its SHITE BEING SCOTTISH...fae the daft looking kilts to the jimmy hats ,we re a fucking embarassment ..not to mention the shitey i can boogey tune.

MON THE ITALY!!
 
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Scotland 1- Croatia 3 : Reality makes an appearance again !

Croatia - World Cup finalists in last tournament , so the pundits , naturally , expected Scotland to beat them to progress to the last 16 !

Clarke f*cked up his team selection for the crucial first game when the weakest team in the group ( Scotland ) were playing the next weakest .
Substitutions near the end of first game gave him a clue as to who SHOULD be playing - ignored this !

Gave in to pressure when playing England and played the squad player with fewest games in the last year at club level , Gilmour , who had a good game ( but NOT MoTM in my opinion ).

Persevered with the worst forward in the tournament ( and in Scotland squad ) despite the ample evidence of two full ninety minutes of football .
Dykes status as Clarke favourite confirmed with another ninety minutes impressively impersonating Ollie Mcburnie as contender for the shitiest CF in football .

Needed a winger or two to get behind opposition - two left on bench for most of the tournament gathering splinters up their arses !

Needed goals in two games when we fell behind - and left Dykes on - a man who couldn't score in a brothel with a blank cheque and a prescription from his GP !

Dying minutes of tournament bows to pressure , again , and brings on a Sevco full-back instead of an
attacking winger . ( Covid connection - Clarke probably thought he was Billy Gilmour )

So after this impressive display Clarke is likely to be confirmed as Scotland manager for the foreseeable future . Much to look forward to !

HH
 
Scotland 1- Croatia 3 : Reality makes an appearance again !

Croatia - World Cup finalists in last tournament , so the pundits , naturally , expected Scotland to beat them to progress to the last 16 !

Clarke f*cked up his team selection for the crucial first game when the weakest team in the group ( Scotland ) were playing the next weakest .
Substitutions near the end of first game gave him a clue as to who SHOULD be playing - ignored this !

Gave in to pressure when playing England and played the squad player with fewest games in the last year at club level , Gilmour , who had a good game ( but NOT MoTM in my opinion ).

Persevered with the worst forward in the tournament ( and in Scotland squad ) despite the ample evidence of two full ninety minutes of football .
Dykes status as Clarke favourite confirmed with another ninety minutes impressively impersonating Ollie Mcburnie as contender for the shitiest CF in football .

Needed a winger or two to get behind opposition - two left on bench for most of the tournament gathering splinters up their arses !

Needed goals in two games when we fell behind - and left Dykes on - a man who couldn't score in a brothel with a blank cheque and a prescription from his GP !

Dying minutes of tournament bows to pressure , again , and brings on a Sevco full-back instead of an
attacking winger . ( Covid connection - Clarke probably thought he was Billy Gilmour )

So after this impressive display Clarke is likely to be confirmed as Scotland manager for the foreseeable future . Much to look forward to !

HH
Sums up perfectly
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HH 👏
 
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