STRATHCLYDE PARK ‘over weekend’

[michael duffy]

Whit dae ye call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

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Whit dae ye call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

Al drink tae that

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Mine's tae Steviebhoy......never thought I'd have to write 3 paragraphs on why going for a walk in the park ISN'T a crime

Changed days indeed pal

 

[Hoopy427]

What do you call a man that ate too many prawns?

You can see where I'm going with this can't you?

 

[lennono]

A hiv tae get oot or I'll gan daft

 

[Steviebhoy67]

A hiv tae get oot or I'll gan daft

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That you bud?

 

[Hoopy427]

A hiv tae get oot or I'll gan daft

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Is that your lens Lennono??
Its bigger than my fucking car mate!

 

[michael duffy]

Tough crowd, awright, here goes,
Why dae ye never see elephants hidin up trees?
cos they're really good at it!!!! oh my!
here aw week folks!

 

[Shadow2]

I was at the bus stop coming to work today and there was a queue at the chemist nearby. True to form a methadone dickhead ignored the 2m social distancing and queuing etiquette and waltzed straight on in by them because his need was far greater than anyone else's obviously. The folk in the queue went mental and it looked like they were waiting for him to come out get into him. Don't know if a punch-up took place because I had to jump on the bus, which was really pretty busy for a lockdown.

Out shopping for my parents the other day Shammy and you could genuinely feel the tension in the air (mixed message from government and panic buying instigated this) that's the reason I'm making the point the coppers need to be careful how they deal with people just now, potential powderkeg situation brewing if not handled properly.

Aye come down hard on the fuckwits behaving irresponsibly/dangerously but a more measured approach is needed with everybody else.

 

[Tony]

Is that your lens Lennono??
Its bigger than my fucking car mate!

Fs its nearly same size as his leg!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Is that your lens Lennono??
Its bigger than my fucking car mate!

Anno. Never wanted to utter the words" yours is bigger than mine"

 

[Hoopy427]

Anno. Never wanted to utter the words" yours is bigger than mine"

Love his wee smile though, thinking "I'm goin oot to get me a burd"

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Andy i hate to say this but we're trying to have a laugh here so ffs get with the programme(joking)

 

[lennono]

Aye that's me ...but according tae Clay I wid be better usein ma iPhone

 

[michael duffy]

told ma doctor ah broke ma arm in two places
he said, stop goin tae they places!

 

[Hoopy427]

Aye that's me ...but according tae Clay I wid be better usein ma iPhone

Think I'd be better sticking my boot up Clays arse, might help him "focus"

 

[michael duffy]

Aye that's me ...but according tae Clay I wid be better usein ma iPhone

Clays a hun idiot!

 

[Shadow2]

Missus shouted from upstairs the other day......

Do you ever get a horrendous shooting pain in your chest that feels like somebody's stabbing a voodoo doll of you?

Worried for my missus I replied in a concerned voice 'eh naw, you ok darling'

She then shouted back 'whit aboot noo......can you feel it noo?'

 

[michael duffy]

Whit's the best thing aboot Switzerland?
Don't know, but their flags a big plus!
aw ma sides!

 

[The Shamrock]

A hiv tae get oot or I'll gan daft

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Oooo er missus, that's a big one!