STRATHCLYDE PARK ‘over weekend’

[Hoopy427]

Whit's the best thing aboot Switzerland?
Don't know, but their flags a big plus!
aw ma sides!

Father Ted is on more 4, apparently Father Jack has become agoraphobic!

 

[lennono]

Its come tae am throwin bread af ma balcony and takin gulls photys tae keep ma eee in

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Am off to bed shortly and she better no get any ideas. Got a big day ahead of me with my emergency light test
Night Troops

 

[Shadow2]

Andy i hate to say this but we're trying to have a laugh here so ffs get with the programme(joking)

Eh I was trying to knock some sense of perspective into wannabe dictator Docco before you turned up wantin to hear jokes Steviebhoy......get yer ain thread

(again that was a joke Docco......don't want to end up in a re-education centre )

 

[Hoopy427]

Oooo er missus, that's a big one!

Stop lowering the tone Shammy, some of us have standards.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Its come tae am throwin bread af ma balcony and takin gulls photys tae keep ma eee in

Tell them that your photography is an essential public service, as it pacifies and pleases all of us on here (apart fae claylord).

 

[The Shamrock]

Out shopping for my parents the other day Shammy and you could genuinely feel the tension in the air (mixed message from government and panic buying instigated this) that's the reason I'm making the point the coppers need to be careful how they deal with people just now, potential powderkeg situation brewing if not handled properly.

Aye come down hard on the fuckwits behaving irresponsibly/dangerously but a more measured approach is needed with everybody else.

Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.

 

[lennono]

Oooo er missus, that's a big one!

It's that size aw the time mind it disnae gan wee er

 

[michael duffy]

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again"

 

[Spherical Planet]

Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.

Papiere bitte?

Nein, gehen sie nach fuck, polizei

 

[michael duffy]

. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

 

[The Shamrock]

Papiere bitte?

Nein, gehen sie nach fuck, polizei

You can get fake papers from the pilot in stalag 17 btw.

 

[Spherical Planet]

. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Have they started putting jokes on cans of Stella the now, Michael?

I've got 8 cans here and I can't find a joke anywhere on them?

 

[Hoopy427]

Am off to bed shortly and she better no get any ideas. Got a big day ahead of me with my emergency light test
Night Troops

Better have your weetabix in the morning mate, flicking a switch then sitting on yer arse for 3 hours fair takes it out of you!

 

[Spherical Planet]

You can get fake papers from the pilot in stalag 17 btw.

I'm the tunnel king, Shammy. I'm like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank. I'd burrow through my own shite to get oot o' here (or just for the kicks).

 

[michael duffy]

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.
Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.

 

[Hoopy427]

Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.

How you gonny reach a polisman's ear? Have you got steps in yer handbag?

 

[lennono]

Tell them that your photography is an essential public service, as it pacifies and pleases all of us on here (apart fae claylord).

I'll tell them ma photography is ma job...pro photographer I work for the Celtic Noise......Wings of an Angel

 

[michael duffy]

Am off to bed shortly and she better no get any ideas. Got a big day ahead of me with my emergency light test
Night Troops

Who are callin' shortly!

 

[The Shamrock]

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.
Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.

Where's the feckin groan button when you need it??????