The Irrational Hatred Thread.

[Hoopy427]

I'm watching Jamie Oliver cooking the perfect Christmas dinner, in his perfect kitchen, in his perfect house, with his perfect family being perfectly happy while his perfect friends are dropping by to have a perfect visit and I have this real urge to take one of his perfect knives and stick it in his fucking ear.

So get it off your chest bhoys and ghirls, share your irrational hatred right here!

 

[Andy H]

Feckin buskers - but that is totally rational. I hate them

 

[Lubos left peg]

Elf on the shelf!!! Every night I need to make a stupid toy do something naughty in my house and I'm fed up with the wee bastard. Just sitting there staring at me. I want to punch him in his wee stupid big eared pointy hatted head!!!!!

 

[Hoopy427]

Feckin buskers - but that is totally rational. I hate them

Aye and they're always such smug bastards, if you were any good youd have a bloody recording contract ya useless twat! Like me hanging around outside the coop playing with my hammer with a bunnet in front of me hoping for a hand out!

 

[Hoopy427]

Elf on the shelf!!! Every night I need to make a stupid toy do something naughty in my house and I'm fed up with the wee bastard. Just sitting there staring at me. I want to punch him in his wee stupid big eared pointy hatted head!!!!!

Think I just pissed myself Lubo! Getting strange looks from the missus, again!

 

[Andy H]

Aye and they're always such smug bastards, if you were any good youd have a bloody recording contract ya useless twat! Like me hanging around outside the coop playing with my hammer with a bunnet in front of me hoping for a hand out!

Id actually be inclined to pay someone standing outside the coop with a hammer looking for money. You're on to a winner with that idea hoopy

 

[Lubos left peg]

Think I just pissed myself Lubo! Getting strange looks from the missus, again!

Half the time I need to wreck my own house for the wee cunt. Other night I had to chuck bog roll all over the front room just so the girls thought it was him....then I'm the fucking mug who has to pick it all up!!!! I swear to god next year the girls are getting told rudolph ate him!!!

 

[Hoopy427]

Half the time I need to wreck my own house for the wee cunt. Other night I had to chuck bog roll all over the front room just so the girls thought it was him....then I'm the fucking mug who has to pick it all up!!!! I swear to god next year the girls are getting told rudolph ate him!!!

 

[Lubos left peg]

At the moment my missus is hanging their school clothes from the ceiling with string!!! Its like hes possessing her!! I'm going to burn him along with my lennon and brendan book!!

 

[Lubos left peg]

Shouldn't have started this thread hoopy!!!!

 

[TET]

I'm watching Jamie Oliver cooking the perfect Christmas dinner, in his perfect kitchen, in his perfect house, with his perfect family being perfectly happy while his perfect friends are dropping by to have a perfect visit and I have this real urge to take one of his perfect knives and stick it in his fucking ear.

So get it off your chest bhoys and ghirls, share your irrational hatred right here!

Going outside.

I get irrational and just decide, no the day and go back to my chair and stare at computer with my headphones on.



no sure its hatred, just a bad feeling that it will be better to do it another day after all.

 

[JamSam67]

Fucking hate Iceland wi awe thur fucking frozen food yi ever tried ti eat fucking frozen food broke every fucking tooth in ma cousin Billy’s mooth now he canny play his flute
Me a love Iceland yum fucking yum told cousin Billy his microwave wiz made by Kafflics and good people never defrost only Papes dae that so 1 doon 1690 ti go
No really a hatred just Fun


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[Hoopy427]

Shouldn't have started this thread hoopy!!!!

It's getting it off your chest mate, it's like free therapy.
I'm sure you had a dislike of that wee shelf sitting bastard last year, but I feel its getting worse!

 

[Lubos left peg]

It's getting it off your chest mate, it's like free therapy.
I'm sure you had a dislike of that wee shelf sitting bastard last year, but I feel its getting worse!

I definitely did!! I cant stand him. Thought I was getting away with it this year. Told the kids he had covid!! Needless to say the girls were distraught. Had to go then buy a big fucking glass jar and stick him in it with quarantine signs. He spent 3 days in that jar not doing a thing...I thought I'd get at least 2 weeks out of it but no, the missus told the girls that elfs only have to quarantine for 3 days!!!!!

 

[Andy H]

"Royal correspondents" on the tele - loads worse than the posh state scroungers themselves. Probably even worse than buskers....

 

[Lubos left peg]

"Royal correspondents" on the tele - loads worse than the posh state scroungers themselves. Probably even worse than buskers....

But not elves
!!! Especially the shelf sitting ones!!!

 

[boab1916]

How to get perfect piece from the wee yins

 

[JamSam67]

I definitely did!! I cant stand him. Thought I was getting away with it this year. Told the kids he had covid!! Needless to say the girls were distraught. Had to go then buy a big fucking glass jar and stick him in it with quarantine signs. He spent 3 days in that jar not doing a thing...I thought I'd get at least 2 weeks out of it but no, the missus told the girls that elfs only have to quarantine for 3 days!!!!!

That’s well known Lubo it’s in the Elf an safety Manual

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[Spherical Planet]

I'm watching Jamie Oliver cooking the perfect Christmas dinner, in his perfect kitchen, in his perfect house, with his perfect family being perfectly happy while his perfect friends are dropping by to have a perfect visit and I have this real urge to take one of his perfect knives and stick it in his fucking ear.

So get it off your chest bhoys and ghirls, share your irrational hatred right here!

Hoopy, that cunt Oliver needs drap kicked fae Everest.

It's no enough that his tongue's too big for his mooth, but he's a smug, self-satisfied, smarmy bastard too.

To tap it aff...........HE TOOK THE SUGAR FAE THE IRN-BRU!!!!

What kind o' cruel heartless bastart does that?

I also have an irrational hatred of Davina McCall, but I'm no entirely sure why?

I wid, but I wid hate myself for doing it.

 

[JamSam67]

Hoopy, that cunt Oliver needs drap kicked fae Everest.

It's no enough that his tongue's too big for his mooth, but he's a smug, self-satisfied, smarmy bastard too.

To tap it aff...........HE TOOK THE SUGAR FAE THE IRN-BRU!!!!

What kind o' cruel heartless bastart does that?

I also have an irrational hatred of Davina McCall, but I'm no entirely sure why?

I wid, but I wid hate myself for doing it.

No yi didnae but the court order Wid

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