Tim Tech Support

[Winter]

I've got dishes, windies and floors all needing expert attention .

 

[The Deadner]

Jaysus lads, a man offers to help people and he's hit with nothing only smart arse remarks.....
On a serious note though, if there's any parts of your house too dark, I'm an expert at shoveling daylight into dark corners.
Alternatively, I know a man who knows a man that knows a man that sells neon light signs!

 

[Miktim]

I can build a decent five skinner

 

[26+6=1]

I can build a decent five skinner

Be like smoking a Berkeley.
Decarb in an air fryer and go edible.

 

[tictastic]

Guys, I reckon we owe a bit of an apology to 26, his original post was a guid yin. We all need a bit of help now and then.

 

[Imatim]

I can build a decent five skinner

Kevin Bridges is with us…

 

[26+6=1]

Guys, I reckon we owe a bit of an apology to 26, his original post was a guid yin. We all need a bit of help now and then.

After the amount of mad shite I've posted on here nobody owes me a thing.
This thread has been good craic and nobody got hit, hurt or offended.
Somebody plagued with popups or uncooked poptarts might post something some time and it'll hardly rip the drawers aff the space-time continuum if nobody ever diz.

 

[26+6=1]

Think my cat needs a reboot, mate......There's been a system failure somewhere because she thinks she's a dog!!!

It's not a major issue, but if she keeps digging up they bones I buried in the backies, then I'm likely going to get bed and breakfast at Carstairs for the rest o' my puff!!!

My daughter used to watch this show. Still love the theme tune.

 

[lennono]

Weddings..Special Events...
You need a photographer. Am yer mhan.....Nae charge fur Noisers.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Guys, I reckon we owe a bit of an apology to 26, his original post was a guid yin. We all need a bit of help now and then.

Quite right too. 26 started a very useful thread here.

As a chemist I was very eager to help because for some unknown reason, nobody wants any homers done by fannies like me (unless I became the Walter White of Aberdeenshire - then you'd all be interested).

And what happens? You saddos take a simple everyday scientific word like titration and turn it into "tit ration" and start giggling away like naughty schoolbhoys!

Thankfully Head Prefect, tictastic, is here to get us all back on track. Well done, sir.

 

[Imatim]

Quite right too. 26 started a very useful thread here.

As a chemist I was very eager to help because for some unknown reason, nobody wants any homers done by fannies like me (unless I became the Walter White of Aberdeenshire - then you'd all be interested).

And what happens? You saddos take a simple everyday scientific word like titration and turn it into "tit ration" and start giggling away like naughty schoolbhoys!

Thankfully Head Prefect, tictastic, is here to get us all back on track. Well done, sir.

Titilating indeed!…

 

[JamSam67]

If anyone needs a titration done or test tubes cleaned - I'm happy to help out.

So you fix tits rations ya tube yi

HH

 

[JamSam67]

I`m pish at everything, don`t ask me ffs!!

Even urine samples

HH

 

[JamSam67]

I'm a ex gynaecologist but I still do a few homers now and again Just to help ma hand in, like HH

Is your favourite song whilst doing this
1 finger one thumb keep moving
1 you get it

HH

 

[JamSam67]

Quite right too. 26 started a very useful thread here.

As a chemist I was very eager to help because for some unknown reason, nobody wants any homers done by fannies like me (unless I became the Walter White of Aberdeenshire - then you'd all be interested).

And what happens? You saddos take a simple everyday scientific word like titration and turn it into "tit ration" and start giggling away like naughty schoolbhoys!

Thankfully Head Prefect, tictastic, is here to get us all back on track. Well done, sir.

You saying Tics guid at head well he kept that quiet oops then he telted yi Doh

HH

 

[kelly]

Quite right too. 26 started a very useful thread here.

As a chemist I was very eager to help because for some unknown reason, nobody wants any homers done by fannies like me (unless I became the Walter White of Aberdeenshire - then you'd all be interested).

And what happens? You saddos take a simple everyday scientific word like titration and turn it into "tit ration" and start giggling away like naughty schoolbhoys!

Thankfully Head Prefect, tictastic, is here to get us all back on track. Well done, sir.

Quite right
As a chemist

A simple everyday scientific ,,word like Titration oh dear god make him stop

 

[kelly]

Guys, I reckon we owe a bit of an apology to 26, his original post was a guid yin. We all need a bit of help now and then.

Told you ,,,buy a cammode ,,,,you'll have less accidents

 

[JamSam67]

Quite right
As a chemist

A simple everyday scientific ,,word like Titration oh dear god make him stop

Seems Titration is aboot Anal lyte is that with or without lube
Wtf goes oan in they labs Bridie

HH

 

[kelly]

Seems Titration is aboot Anal lyte is that with or without lube
Wtf goes oan in they labs Bridie

HH

And he's the cheek to complain about traffic jams ,,,,,,, who would want to rush to the lab,,,,,,,haw morag where's the titieration fella this mornin

 

[26+6=1]

Quite right too. 26 started a very useful thread here.

As a chemist I was very eager to help because for some unknown reason, nobody wants any homers done by fannies like me (unless I became the Walter White of Aberdeenshire - then you'd all be interested).

And what happens? You saddos take a simple everyday scientific word like titration and turn it into "tit ration" and start giggling away like naughty schoolbhoys!

Thankfully Head Prefect, tictastic, is here to get us all back on track. Well done, sir.