We can all use a laugh

[Tony]

My favourite player of all time
His laces aren't even tied up
When I coached the boys team years ago, we went on a three day road trip, kuxury coach, hotel, the whole bit, big experience for them
I put as compilation DVD in the buses DVD machine
The noise on the bus got very quiet as they all stopped and were amazed at this clip
Plus, Diego was a TIM

Watched it with the wee man the other night ,never seen a warm up like that in my life ...the guy was a genius and some character RIP Diego

 

[DILLIGAF]

When going into the woods in Canada
You need to be able to tell the difference between Grizzly bear shit, and Black bear shit
This is a handy guide

 

[JamSam67]

Your 1979 HORRORSCOPE

That’s me ish

HH

 

[Smelltheg-love]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1432539854479503361

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[tictastic]

What's the difference between Light and Hard?
A dude can sleep with a light on.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Spot the difference.....
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One makes millions of money and the other u canny fuckin gee it away

 

[According to Saul]

Spot the difference.....
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That’s a shame comparing Churchill with that useless Fecker

 

[According to Saul]

Calm doon Charlie Adam

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Dill, must be some size of Wringer

 

[The Shamrock]

 

[According to Saul]

A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

 

[According to Saul]

Acoustic:
What a Scottish farmer uses to control the cattle

 

[According to Saul]

The Sevco COVID is getting called the Masonic Varient as its a Secret which Hun has it.

 

[tictastic]

Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked. Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on " Patient says " my name is Kenneth" Dr says " my name is DAVE"

 

[DILLIGAF]

Patient bent over naked about to get his prostate checked. Dr says "ok Dave don't get a hard on " Patient says " my name is Kenneth" Dr says " my name is DAVE"

Dr: OK, take your pants and underwear off and bend over"
Patient: Where can I put them Dr ?"
Dr: "On the chair over there, beside mine"

 

[tictastic]

The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink.
"Not really." I replied.
"Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror.

As I shouted "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.

 

[Richybhoy]

Three coo's in a field, which one is on holiday?
The one wi the wee calf.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

I am very "Dad" - especially when a neighbour is washing his car!

 

[Big Bobo's bunnet]

Checked in on the lads group chat, silenced for the late message alerts at 4am.

My brother had an attempt at a kyogo tune. He sang it muted ye can tell the wife and his wean are in bed upstairs and he is melted in the living room whispering haha.

Oh Kyogo
takes it on his strong toe!
loves his fuckin strongbow!
Keee yogo
never gives a...
can....away!

(Chaged to fit)


To the tune of... Earth wind and fire, September


Might have legs this one.

"Do you rember,
Remember the days
When he scored 5
Against the huns away
Do you..."

"Duhrah, durah durah doo doo"


Just an example of a 2nd verse.


Need him to score a few more goals and it writes itself
mescaline optional

 

[lcafiero]

Bangers?