We can all use a laugh

[Bridie Bhoy]

Not seen this one for a long time (crap video quality, but wonderful lyrics) - in fact it was probably originally sung about a club that are now deid!

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Bangers?

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Typical huns, missed the comma out. Its


Ban, Gers.

 

[kelly]

Bangers?

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Nope ,,,,Huns lots of them

 

[bhoy4life]

Bloke goes to doc and tells him he cant get a hard on wi the wife, tried everything but it wont work, toys, dressing up etc.
Doc tells him to come back with his wife next week.
They come back and the doc tells his mrs to strip naked.
He has her doin star jumps, bent over the table and lying on the table wi her legs in the air while watchin her, he then tells her to get dressed.
The husband says wots wrong wi me doc?
The doc says fuck all m8, she duzny give me a hard on either.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Bet you did...

 

[DILLIGAF]

THIS........

 

[Nick66]

Spot the difference.....
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The one above stores the coke, the one below prays it sneaks through customs.
Looking at that bloated face, it worked.

 

[YorkshireBhoy]

 

[The Shamrock]

After all the chat about Catholic schools, I found one of my old timetables.

9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05 am - History (of the IRA)
11am - Geography (the true 32 counties)
12pm - Lunch (Potatoes)
1pm - Chemistry (bomb making)
2pm - Physics (fitting timers)
3pm - P. E. (shot put with bricks)
Homework (knitting balaclavas)
Intervals will be used for playing with play-doh(semtex).

The cheek of them wanting to shut our schools.

 

[The Shamrock]

That was Monday's timetable.
Tuesday :
9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05am - Science(how to make a Molatov Cocktail)
11AM - P. E. (how to throw a Molatov Cocktail)
12pm - Lunch (potatoes)
1pm - Arithmetic (how one can be 55)
2pm - Modern Studies (why the 17th Century isn't modern).
Homework - patching clothing with secret gun sized pockets.

 

[The Deadner]

After all the chat about Catholic schools, I found one of my old timetables.

9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05 am - History (of the IRA)
11am - Geography (the true 32 counties)
12pm - Lunch (Potatoes)
1pm - Chemistry (bomb making)
2pm - Physics (fitting timers)
3pm - P. E. (shot put with bricks)
Homework (knitting balaclavas)
Intervals will be used for playing with play-doh(semtex).

The cheek of them wanting to shut our schools.

Did you go to the same school as me?

 

[The Shamrock]

Wednesday:

9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05am - Domestic Science. (sewing tricolours)
11am - Metal Work (How to make a pipe bomb)
12pm - Lunch (potatoes)
1pm - English (Erse instead)
2pm - R.E. (How to avoid praying for Protestants)

Homework - Making black berets.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Monday
09:00 - English
!0:00 - History(BELT !!!...Bastard !!!) No sense of humour
!!:00 - PE
12:00 - 'Loaning' one of the big boys my duffle coat, so he can go to to the pub, under the pain of a 'doing'
13:00 - Art
14:00 - Maths (BELT !!!...Bastard !!!)
15:00 - Geography( BELT !!!...Another Bastard
16:00 School bell rings and FREEDOM !!!

I was good in school but got the belt quite regular because I liked a laugh and got bored easily
Then the day we left school, some misguided youth put all the balls from the gymnasium through the windows in the boys playground, then built a bonfire with our...(erm...their blazers)
'O' levels attained...they stood me in good stead throughout my life, as much as learning Latin, and French did...Man, was I happy to leave that place

 

[The Shamrock]

Thursday:

Day off for a Holiday of Obligation.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Naw shammy, Wednesday lunch wis always Irish stew,
Thursday wis the thing wi the cabbage and bacon, ah forget it name….but loved it

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Naw shammy, Wednesday lunch wis always Irish stew,
Thursday win the thing wi the cabbage and bacon, ah forget it name….but loved it

Luxury.

 

[The Shamrock]

Friday:

9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05am - Music (The rebs)
11am - Woodwork (Banner making)
12pm - Lunch (Fish and potatoes)
1pm - Arts & Crafts (Passport making)
3pm - History (Getting to know your's)

Homework - A Novena, a Stations of the Cross and Devotions.

 

[DILLIGAF]

First Friday of every month
11:00 - marched down to chapel (like the scene from The Great Escape) for Mass in a stone cold, house of the lord
Skidging up tenement closes then heading to the chippy in the toon for our dinner (lunch) for the posh ones
Anyone caught had the belt administered by the psycho's who 'taught' us

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Friday:

9am - Oath to the IRA
9.05am - Music (The rebs)
11am - Woodwork (Banner making)
12pm - Lunch (Fish and potatoes)
1pm - Arts & Crafts (Passport making)
3pm - History (Getting to know your's)

Homework - A Novena, a Stations of the Cross and Devotions.

ALWAYS fish oan a Friday, but we hud chips with it, followed by Carmel cake and custard……EVERYBODY went tae school dinners oan a Friday

 

[The Shamrock]

First Friday of every month
11:00 - marched down to chapel (like the scene from The Great Escape) for Mass in a stone cold, house of the lord
Skidging up tenement closes then heading to the chippy in the toon for our dinner (lunch) for the posh ones
Anyone caught had the belt administered by the psycho's who 'taught' us
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Looks like a bloody prison.................I suppose it was in a way.