We can all use a laugh

[Smelltheg-love]

Hahaha ya cheeky bastard are u calling me a moon unit

Thought never crossed my mind m8

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Thought never crossed my mind m8

Its actually quite skillful how u insult us without actually saying it

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

GTA was my game of choice when I was wasted! Loved flying about in a fire engine!

One of the best games ever was one recently u cud play the poliseven in a game it just disnae feel right

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Well I was good at Supermario so there.

 

[lennono]

And a was guid at lemmings on the atari ...

 

[Miktim]

BTW talking about fast games the first need for speed most wanted oh man seen wen that first came out mate did u ever play it??? To complete it u need to get away fae every cop In the game helicopters flying about fuckin brilliant it's some chaser

We just call that shettleston

 

[bhoy4life]

Have yous seen this

Hope he never pops on to Ancestry.com..

 

[tictastic]

School champion at pacman, what do you think of that?

Cat like reactions??

 

[Miktim]

Just got skelped at Fifa off the wee man ..thankfully we're a lot better in real lifeView attachment 17104

If my bhoy contributed to Celtic getting beat 8-1 he would be homeless by now

 

[26+6=1]

 

[tictastic]

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

 

[Magnificent 7]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1475808560458129412

 

[bhoy4life]

Grampa wasn’t well so Granma took him to the doctor.
Doctor gave Gramps a full examination and couldn’t find anything obvious but said to Grampa I’ll need some blood, urine, faeces and semen to do some tests.
Grampa was a bit deaf and said “ What?”
Doc says again louder “ I’ll need blood, urine, faeces and semen to do tests”.
Grampa says “What?”
Granma leans over and shouts “ Take off your Y fronts”.

 

[DILLIGAF]

I have never played fifa! How sad is that?
I was fucking dynamite on Grand Turismo on the PS2!

What is this FIFA that you speak of ?
And PS2...is that the wee robot thingmy, from Star Wars ?
I haven't played any of the video games since I tried out PONG, and pulled my hamstring
Am I a troglodyte ?
Yes...and very proud of it

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

Asteroids or defender
Can imagine U were good at a game called moon patrol

Moon units the lot of ye

 

[DILLIGAF]

Its actually quite skillful how u insult us without actually saying it

It's a gift

 

[DILLIGAF]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1475808560458129412

The big man wins the Interweb
Sutty is a LEGEND
HH
YNWA

 

[DILLIGAF]

With the usual apologies to the easily offended...you know who you are

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when
you grow up?"

Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a
billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give
her a Ferrari, a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a
mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card,
and all the while banging her like a screen door in a hurricane.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this outrageous
response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and
simply tries to continue with the lesson.

“And how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna’ be Larry's whore”

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Well I was good at Supermario so there.

Well I was good at qwackshot I was known as cool hand cairnsy

 

[JamSam67]

Well I was good at qwackshot I was known as cool hand cairnsy

Sorry that translates to Auld duck fucker
Ma duckslexias wettin gorse

HH