We can all use a laugh

[MickyMcMick]

A guy wanted to find out if his bird was a virgin before he proposed, so his mate told him take her out for a night wine and dine her and when ye get home whip it out, if she calls it a penis shes a virgin but if she called it a tadger she’s not.
So he takes her out for the night a meal and the pictures and goes back tae her place pulls it out out and says what do you think , after a long pause she says ” oh I like your eh um I like your penis” He says thank fuck I thought you were going to call it a tadger there, Naw she says a tadgers bigger than that.

 

[MickyMcMick]

Q : What do women do with their arse holes when their out having orgasims ?
A : leave them at home with the kids

 

[TET]

FF are on psychosis watch

Think they might just trip right into Terry Gilliam mode if this thread on FF

is to be believed

Dundee set to say yes

klaxon coming in his pants breaking now on DR Twitter A close source said: “John has been doing a lot of thinking over these last few days as there are parts of the proposal which he still finds difficult to accept because they are inherently unfair. “But, at the same time, he also realises...

www.followfollow.com

 

[Tony]

FF are on psychosis watch

Think they might just trip right into Terry Gilliam mode if this thread on FF

is to be believed

Dundee set to say yes

klaxon coming in his pants breaking now on DR Twitter A close source said: “John has been doing a lot of thinking over these last few days as there are parts of the proposal which he still finds difficult to accept because they are inherently unfair. “But, at the same time, he also realises...

www.followfollow.com

Some angry wee huns there

 

[Docco]

Just had a read there...not quite sure what's going on and why we are being blamed for something? I'm confused? There is talk on them pulling a rabbit out of the bag or something?? Better of trying to pull a hare out of their arses I reckon

 

[Docco]

Dundee? Why is everyone getting upset with them? Albert Kids, Tommy Coyne, Tommy Gemmell, Ravinelli...all good cunts

 

[michael duffy]

Some angry wee huns there

They're always feckin angry, indignant about corruption,how they won 9 in a row fair and square jist surprised it took until post 73 before their favourite subject, child abuse, started.

 

[Tony]

They're always feckin angry, indignant about corruption,how they won 9 in a row fair and square jist surprised it took until post 73 before their favourite subject, child abuse, started.

'Hehaw'wants to withdraw from the league where does he think theyre gony go

 

[michael duffy]

'Hehaw'wants to withdraw from the league where does he think theyre gony go

Hell Tony!

 

[michael duffy]

FF are on psychosis watch

Think they might just trip right into Terry Gilliam mode if this thread on FF

is to be believed

Dundee set to say yes

klaxon coming in his pants breaking now on DR Twitter A close source said: “John has been doing a lot of thinking over these last few days as there are parts of the proposal which he still finds difficult to accept because they are inherently unfair. “But, at the same time, he also realises...

www.followfollow.com

Check who broke the story, Scoop Jackass!

 

[TET]

They're always feckin angry, indignant about corruption,how they won 9 in a row fair and square jist surprised it took until post 73 before their favourite subject, child abuse, started.

thats no corruption

Corruption in their world is anything that doesn't do exactly what they want. So what would be corruption in any other culture becomes fair to them. if it suits their wants.

Something fair that doesn't suit their wants is clearly corrupt to them.

Its what the historical huns did.

They came, took, raped, pillaged and generally marauded like huns.

In their culture its fair for them to do that, but if you do it to them then thats just not cricket.

If you treat them fairly they think your weak. So they will take rape pillage and generally declare that behaviour fair when they do these things. Call it natural survival of fittest. Basically give them an inch they take a mile.

But you restrict them with rules and laws, that are truly just then they will declare that unfair against their culture. A hate fest if you like.

The nazis did same

Cromwell did the same

Covenanters did the same

Levelers did the same.

British empire did the same.

Common link Anglo Saxon/ hun bloodlines

Now thats my theory on their pathology

Might be wrong but to date it has been pretty accurate.

Hun equals sociopath

Sociopath is a self harmer who enjoys inflicting pain and suffering on everything without normal empathy.

A narcisist on steroids

And they seem to flock to the Crypt in copious numbers.


if you ever find your self in a so called neutral pub watching sevco

when they score they dont get joy

they get angry and aggressive


they bang tables and look in rage

this is not since the new club

that has always been their thing.

 

[michael duffy]

thats no corruption

Corruption in their world is anything that doesn't do exactly what they want. So what would be corruption in any other culture becomes fair to them. if it suits their wants.

Something fair that doesn't suit their wants is clearly corrupt to them.

Its what the historical huns did.

They came, took, raped, pillaged and generally marauded like huns.

In their culture its fair for them to do that, but if you do it to them then thats just not cricket.

If you treat them fairly they think your weak. So they will take rape pillage and generally declare that behaviour fair when they do these things. Call it natural survival of fittest. Basically give them an inch they take a mile.

But you restrict them with rules and laws, that are truly just then they will declare that unfair against their culture. A hate fest if you like.

The nazis did same

Cromwell did the same

Covenanters did the same

Levelers did the same.

British empire did the same.

Common link Anglo Saxon/ hun bloodlines

Now thats my theory on their pathology

Might be wrong but to date it has been pretty accurate.

Hun equals sociopath

Sociopath is a self harmer who enjoys inflicting pain and suffering on everything without normal empathy.

A narcisist on steroids

And they seem to flock to the Crypt in copious numbers.


if you ever find your self in a so called neutral pub watching sevco

when they score they dont get joy

they get angry and aggressive


they bang tables and look in rage

this is not since the new club

that has always been their thing.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Non senseical shite being tripped out as usual, might be an Event on the horizon again for the filth not a pot to piss in, but Douglas park has big clown pockets for the bail out......NOPE! no happening. Cuts on the way that will make them Aberdeen mk2.

 

[boab1916]

'Hehaw'wants to withdraw from the league where does he think theyre gony go

They might need to......................them court cases will arrive

 

[The Deadner]

An oul farmer living in rural Ireland went to the fair and bought a bike. On his way home he noticed the neighbours young son walkin on the road.
"What do ye think of the bike I bought in the fair today" said the farmer.
"Not bad, but my da has two of them" said the boy.
A few days later the farmer gets a new tractor. As he's drivin down the road he notices the young lad on the road again. He stops with him and says "what do ye think of my new tractor"?.
"It's nice, but my da has two of them" said the lad.
"He fuckin would have wouldn't he" replied a now pissed off farmer.
A few days later the farmer goes to the pub and gets very drunk. As he walks home he stopped for a piss when all of a sudden he notices the young lad standing right next to him staring at his cock. "Are ye gonna fuckin tell me your father has two of these"? said the farmer. "No" said the boy "he only has one, but its twice the size of that wee thing".

 

[The Galway shawl]

They might need to......................them court cases will arrive

There goin nowhere, has to be associated approved that ends that fantasy. And accepted by another association.again not happening for any Club in Scotland.forget Sky, BT pushing it never happen.Even a note from the Dallas cowboys won't suffice.

 

[boab1916]

There goin nowhere, has to be associated approved that ends that fantasy. And accepted by another association.again not happening for any Club in Scotland.forget Sky, BT pushing it never happen.Even a note from the Dallas cowboys won't suffice.

the banter years with chuckles

 

[POD]

Following the latest rumours about the Dundee position I had a quick look on FF. Bile, bile, bile. If Dundee vote yes, meltdown will not even come close to describing what is happening there.
I feel like a vampire after visiting it. Feasting gloriously on their pain.

 

[The Shamrock]

Following the latest rumours about the Dundee position I had a quick look on FF. Bile, bile, bile. If Dundee vote yes, meltdown will not even come close to describing what is happening there.
I feel like a vampire after visiting it. Feasting gloriously on their pain.

Sadist.

 

[Tony]

Following the latest rumours about the Dundee position I had a quick look on FF. Bile, bile, bile. If Dundee vote yes, meltdown will not even come close to describing what is happening there.
I feel like a vampire after visiting it. Feasting gloriously on their pain.

Funny when they talk about corruption eh?pot kettle