Yesterday a customer asked,"In what aisle could I find Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks,"Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says "Yes I am, but let me ask you something.
If I'd asked for Italian sausage,would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I asked for Bratwurst,would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was a Jew?
Or lf I asked for Chorizo,would you ask me if I was Spanish?
Or if I asked for kielbasa sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says"No,I probably wouldn't ".The customer says,"Well then,just because I asked for Irish sausages,why did you ask me if Im Irish?"
The assistant replied,"Because your in Halfords ".