What are you doing to escape the jubilee

[Hoopy427]

Whit has the penguins ever done for us?…

They make quite nice wee chocolate biscuits

 

[Danny Bhoy]

Well into the third day. Been able to avoid the news channels so far. Anything else happening in the world

 

[26+6=1]

Whit has the penguins ever done for us?…

More than the horseface who was allegedly feeding them.

 

[Danny Bhoy]

Well into the third day. Been able to avoid the news channels so far. Anything else happening in the world

The wife was saying she’s not been able to attend some of the events.SIck Note Lizzie

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

The wife was saying she’s not been able to attend some of the events.SIck Note Lizzie

Lizzie is just the Aaron Ramsey of the monarchy world! Crying off sick for no reason. I mean, Steven Davies is even older than her and he still turns up more often than her.

 

[boab1916]

STV Scots gearing up for four-day bank holiday that will see celebrations across the country to mark the Queen’s 70 years on the throne.

Never known banks to open on a Saturday or Sunday

 

[boab1916]

Lying King two released.

Dave King back in the Blue Room?

Now dear reader, I’m told that the Sevco High Command want the following kept really quiet.

philmacgiollabhain.ie

 

[scotcel]

My old Da said to me, in the old days they used to behead royals.
I would be much crueler he said. I would give them a job.

 

[Starrynight]

Orange men parading by our RC church yesterday belting out for God to save her.
She will go just like the rest of us.
Never could fathom the lyrics to that tosh.

 

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[Marky1956]

Well I dressed up as Paddington Bear and went for tea with oor Lizzie , wasn't half bad ,orange marmalade sarnies and a wee cup of tea ,then a wee swatch at the concert , got a bit worried when I heard Andy saying he liked a bear behind

 

[26+6=1]

Well I dressed up as Paddington Bear and went for tea with oor Lizzie , wasn't half bad ,orange marmalade sarnies and a wee cup of tea ,then a wee swatch at the concert , got a bit worried when I heard Andy saying he liked a bear behind

I saw your picture on some news website and was thinkin how sickening it is for all the other bears that didn't get invited despite them being the mostest loyalistist bears of all.

What's so special about Paddington Bear? What about:

Hunnington Bear?
Scummington Bear?
Cheatington Bear?
Bogdrinkingington Bear?

 

[Marky1956]

I just happen to be the most cultured bear, being from Peru I haven't been influenced by castle grayskull ,

 

[The Galway shawl]

I just happen to be the most cultured bear, being from Peru I haven't been influenced by castle grayskull ,

Spam and jam sandwiches wae auld betty Windsor? ....your goin places..my friend...

 

[MickyMcMick]

There is a way to avoid not only the jubilee but also 99% of all the bollocks going on in the world from war plague famine and hunnery and its piss easy to do just switch off yer telly and dont read the papers and it all goes away just like magic obviously you don’t get tae live in blissful ignorance but most of it is bollocks that has little bearing on our lives and there is Jack Shit we can do about most of it anyway

 

[TartanTim]

Lizzie is just the Aaron Ramsey of the monarchy world! Crying off sick for no reason. I mean, Steven Davies is even older than her and he still turns up more often than her.

Apparently theRangers own sicknote is changing his middle name Ryan Betty Jack in honour, to Britain's new sicknote Skiver

 

[TartanTim]

Today I avoided all Jubi, by heading out for some wild Brown trout fishing. Had been at a wee family Barbi yesterday, the Gweans all bored with a long w/nd. So it was the kids all deserved a day oot, they were all off too M&D's today.

I decided too head out on the & visit some of my fave spots that are off the beaten track. First was the River Fruin in the middle of the Glen too the 'dark pool' plenty of decent sized fish rising for flys, but unfortunately none of the tempting flys I had were of interest, not even some juicy worms, would tempt the elusive bastards.

Headed over the hills towards Arrochar & try some of the pools & burns up that way, unfortunately same as the Fruin plenty of fish, probably had their fill in the early morning light.

Last option was too head towards Luss & see any joy there but again nae luck got a few knocks, a few takes but nothing. After something like being out for 8hrs walking, cycling & trying to catch fish, nowt but a wee suntan & some much needed exercise.

I was heading back home decided to give the River Fruin one final go, just at bridge where it crosses the river going towards Helensburgh(not really supposed too fish that part of the river without a permit) so once I had hid the bike.

i Decided too try the 2 rod approach, spinning rod with bubble float & worms, fly rod with a wee bumble bee on it. 1st cast with fly wallop naw fight but just a wee ½lb, released in down river so it wouldn't come for it again, no luck for my remaining casts on the fly.

3rd attempt on the bubble & worm wallop & my reel firing out line faster than it should, eventually managed too get control & after a good 15min of fun eventually landed a lovely 3lb fish, it was a female so in the intrest of preservation I let her go. Folded the rods up & enjoyed the ride home.

Aye, another day of avoiding the Jubi, now we just have too listen to the Flgshaggers going on about how wonderful it all was for the next wk. FYQ Slàinte

 

[tictastic]

What is this jubilee you are all on about??

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Is it aw finished yit? Can I come oot fae behind the couch

 

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