TartanTim
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Paslode nail gun 500 quid, chances of catching a cat-slim. Digging a wee bit of soil, free, chances of making a happy, non flowerbed shiteing cat - high!
Now which makes sense?
The Get It Off Your Chest Thread
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michael duffy
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TartanTim
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⛏🗡⚰
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I'm sure the fcuk thing knows the dugs no here & thats how the fcukin things pissing & shiting in ma plants.
Hoopy427
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What we gonna do with these catists Mick?
michael duffy
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What we gonna do with these catists Mick?
⛏🗡⚰! then nail them tae a door,if we want tae be, eh,diplomatic aboot it! or let their tractor tyres doon!
Hoopy427
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I have a nail gun and a screw gun and if they don't work I have a feckin chainsaw, mitre saw, table saw, circular saw and a bastid bandsaw so we're well armed buddy!
michael duffy
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aye dugs! bring it on! ah've got a zimmer,a walkin stick,a hammer and a fridge full ae Stella! Come Ahead!I have a nail gun and a screw gun and if they don't work I have a feckin chainsaw, mitre saw, table saw, circular saw and a bastid bandsaw so we're well armed buddy!
michael duffy
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aye wee feartyALL SQUASHED & SOGGY BY THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD, SOMEONE'S FAVOURITE MOGGY WHO FORGOT IT'S
HIGHWAY CODE & CLEARLY RAN OUT OF LUCK WHEN IT ARGUED WITH A TRUCK
chase truck's kiddin on they're gemm,while 
bold as phuq,will take a truck head on! Mon the Moggies!
michael duffy
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Wheres the phuqin dug luvin' catists, ah'm starvin!!!!!
michael duffy
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aye be afraid TT,theres puthy catth,then there;s big feckin puthy catth!!!!!!!
TartanTim
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"Mon ya big toothed pussy basturd, I'm gonnie go pure FCUKIN TONTO YA BAASTAAARTS"
michael duffy
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Run TT run! when the big feckin moggie looks at the lunch menu,your feckin lunch!!!!!!
TartanTim
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Run TT run! when the big feckin moggie looks at the lunch menu,your feckin lunch!!!!!!
He'll look at his mrs "Right Doll get the weans & lets GTF, big TARTAN is about tae go pure fcvkin TONTO"
michael duffy
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TartanTim
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no when yer in a lion's mooth!!!!!!
Aye but I've got big truck that can go faster than Mr Lion can run, plus when I catch him I'll hing him by the baws fae the crane
michael duffy
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but when ye run oot ae diesel, yer feckin lunch!!!!!Aye but I've got big truck that can go faster than Mr Lion can run, plus when I catch him I'll hing him by the baws fae the crane
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JamSam67
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Hoi puthy Bhoy we’ve been here before cats can work nail guns so stey away fae the fenceAnother assasin now yer talkin
buy a nail gun nail it to the fence
Or yir gettin it meoooow
HH
JamSam67
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What the fuck are they gonna catch in a tractor MD some auld yin oan thur zimmer
HH
