I've been thinking about this all night, and after weighing up all the options, I feel the only way to decide the destination of the 2020 spl title, is a square go between Jimmy (The Bastard) Bell, and our very own Michael (The Gent) Duffy. The fight will take place in Car Park at Celtic Park on St Paddy's day. Please note that due to massive demand as there are only 500 tickets available, get your applications in early to avoid disappointment.
PS, due to phenomenal circumstances, the zombies allocation has been cut to one, Jimmy Bellends.
PPS, Mr Duffy, there's nothing in the rules that says you can't arrive tooled up.