What was your first arrest?

[michael duffy]

Sayin phuq aw,tae a talk tae ma brief!

 

[michael duffy]

I love a bit of nostalgia and as I can't add to Stevie's 'first car' thread on account that I'm scared of the wee metal deathtrap bastards, I thought I'd bring up another sentimental subject that many of us might be familiar with.

When were you first collared by the Scottish Gestapo?

My first encounter with the second biggest gang in Scotland (after the sevco huns) came when I was 6-years-old and got caught dipping the pick 'n' mix and comics from Woolies in the Murraygate. Thus began my criminal career which pretty much lasted till I was 12 when I realised it was more fun to pinch lassies arses than it was to pinch sweeties fae shops.

How about you folk? When did you first feel the 6-fingered grip of the mutatedly long arm of the law?

You a cop SP?

 

[michael duffy]

Everybody that's fessed up.expect a chap on your door,in the early hours! jist sayin.......

 

[CelticRose]

Brilliant thread. Well never been arrested but my man Pat was arrested way back in the late sixties for leaving the pub with his half full pint glass under his jacket on a Saturday night. I think it was more to do with his name being Patrick that dealt him a night in the cells tbh.

 

[michael duffy]

Brilliant thread. Well never been arrested but my man Pat was arrested way back in the late sixties for leaving the pub with his half full pint glass under his jacket on a Saturday night. I think it was more to do with his name being Patrick that dealt him a night in the cells tbh.

If it had been a full pint CelticRose,he would probably got off with it!

 

[Spherical Planet]

You a cop SP?

I might hae some of the mutations and glaiketness of your average plod. I even have some of the teuchterisms of the stereotypical Scottish fuzzsters, but that's where the similarities end, Michael.

I'd have been disowned, excommunicated, made to wear the scarlet letter and likely shot at by my own family if I ever had the inclination to become one of their gang members.

I'm no saint and I'm certainly no hero, but I don't have that nasty streak of bastardishness or cowardice down my back.

I'd rather be a hun than polis (no real difference either way).

 

[Clay]

Most of you fkrs oan here should be lifted and charged for masquerading as Celtic fans.. ya bunch of chancers

 

[Spherical Planet]

Most of you fkrs oan here should be lifted and charged for masquerading as Celtic fans.. ya bunch of chancers

Hey Fred..........how are you coping without fans seeing as you're a world-class supporter?

Must be devastating for you to not be able to make those pilgrimages to Dingwall, Dundee, Gotham City and Metropolis to watch The Hoops, Superfanny!

If being a dipshit was a criminal offence, then you'd be doing hard time in Carstairs with all the other oddballs and psychos, Fred.

It's a pity you don't like Anerican Football because you'd make a great wide receiver in Carstairs when Bubba and Tea-Bag get their melt into you.

Cheers pal.........

 

[Spherical Planet]

Most of you fkrs oan here should be lifted and charged for masquerading as Celtic fans.. ya bunch of chancers

Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.

Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.

Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.

Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.

 

[Ally]

Sorry troops never been arrested by Glasgows finest. Although was thrown in mililitary prison for 84 days long story.

 

[Ally]

Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.

Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.

Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.

Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.

Yer dead right there sp. Remember our days on the blog.

 

[The Shamrock]

Get me Beltrami.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Get me Beltrami.

Joe could've got Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy and Adolf himself off the hook, Shammy!

Not sure what he could do with Fred though. A jury of his peers have found him guilty of being a premeditated bhun in the first degree!!!

Sentence him to a life wearing a Celtic scarf.........the wee shite would wither in shame in front of his hun mates and gonky!

 

[Winter]

Never been arrested, never had a point on my license, never even had a parking ticket, I’m as honest as the day is long

Aye right you are from bellshill? Dinna believe a word of it

 

[Winter]

Had a-rest oan my mammys lap as a waen does that count

 

[Winter]

I'm not going to write a novel ( like normal) but there was a time I got caught with an ounce of green in largs , the largs copper was for putting me in the stockades but a Glasgow copper saw that it was personal and let us go, but took my green I was raging about that still am anyway I had a half oz stashed on my person so happy days until a £100 fine came through the door a hunner quid for some puff I was like ing barstwewards

 

[The Shamrock]

Eating my pudding before ma dinner is the baddest I've ever been.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Eating my pudding before ma dinner is the baddest I've ever been.

Shammy, you were a fugitive fae the law when gonky set the pig-dogs on you!!!

Cornton Vale never knew what hit it when you arrived. It's just as well I had some spare semtex to blow you oot (Freudian slip), otherwise you'd be like ald birdie fae prisoner cell block H

 

[boab1916]

Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.

Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.

Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.

Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.

Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.

Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.

Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.

But here is a photographic proof that Classless Clay is a top top Sellick Superfan. This photo was taken 2 minutes before Clay challenged Billy McNeil to a square go outside the front of Muirton Park, Perth for not being a staunch enough true blue Celtic follow follower.