michael duffy
Well-known member
Sayin phuq aw,tae a talk tae ma brief!
You a cop SP?I love a bit of nostalgia and as I can't add to Stevie's 'first car' thread on account that I'm scared of the wee metal deathtrap bastards, I thought I'd bring up another sentimental subject that many of us might be familiar with.
When were you first collared by the Scottish Gestapo?
My first encounter with the second biggest gang in Scotland (after the sevco huns) came when I was 6-years-old and got caught dipping the pick 'n' mix and comics from Woolies in the Murraygate. Thus began my criminal career which pretty much lasted till I was 12 when I realised it was more fun to pinch lassies arses than it was to pinch sweeties fae shops.
How about you folk? When did you first feel the 6-fingered grip of the mutatedly long arm of the law?
If it had been a full pint CelticRose,he would probably got off with it!Brilliant thread. Well never been arrested but my man Pat was arrested way back in the late sixties for leaving the pub with his half full pint glass under his jacket on a Saturday night. I think it was more to do with his name being Patrick that dealt him a night in the cells tbh.
I might hae some of the mutations and glaiketness of your average plod. I even have some of the teuchterisms of the stereotypical Scottish fuzzsters, but that's where the similarities end, Michael.You a cop SP?
Hey Fred..........how are you coping without fans seeing as you're a world-class supporter?Most of you fkrs oan here should be lifted and charged for masquerading as Celtic fans.. ya bunch of chancers
Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.Most of you fkrs oan here should be lifted and charged for masquerading as Celtic fans.. ya bunch of chancers
Yer dead right there sp. Remember our days on the blog.Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.
Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.
Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.
Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.
Joe could've got Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy and Adolf himself off the hook, Shammy!Get me Beltrami.
Aye right you are from bellshill? Dinna believe a word of itNever been arrested, never had a point on my license, never even had a parking ticket, I’m as honest as the day is long
Shammy, you were a fugitive fae the law when gonky set the pig-dogs on you!!!Eating my pudding before ma dinner is the baddest I've ever been.
Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.
Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.
Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.
Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.
But here is a photographic proof that Classless Clay is a top top Sellick Superfan. This photo was taken 2 minutes before Clay challenged Billy McNeil to a square go outside the front of Muirton Park, Perth for not being a staunch enough true blue Celtic follow follower.Some of you might not know, but old clay pigeon used to go by the handle of Fred Dibnah (along with many others) on The Celtic Blog.
Freddy the teddy was keen on his granda's talking parrots and climbing up big chimney stacks.
Whilst up the big lums, he was oft heard singing: "we are the steeple" to passers-by.
Fred is no superfan. Fred is a wee purple pointy-heided bhun.