He can't get pregnant, he's a man.........................
Splitters
Hahaha much as I appreciate the sentiment, that first appointment would definitely have to put you in the hot seat for the Ministry of Irresponsibility, Imatim!How about we choose ministerial appointments for the newly elected Scottish Democratic Party.
Nominations are now open for the new Scottish ministry....feel free to also add a Ministry...over you my friends....
My nomination(s) and ministries are...to begin with
President of the Scottish Democratic Party...Spherical Planet. A man of reason, intelligence and humility
Minister of Finance...
Minister of Foreign Affairs...
Minister of Defence...
Minister of Education...
Minister of Health...
Minister of Social Justice...
Minister of Multi Culturism...
Minister of Celtic Affairs
I think you sound like you only want to be a politician to serve your own self interest TGJC, get the CV in mate coz you're light years ahead of us amateurs. When the revolution is won, maybe we can meet in the corridors of power and discuss expenses and share some thoughts on tax evasion mate. The nod and a wink style of politics will stay no matter the cost and no matter who gets hurt.Well, well well!
Reading that lot was probably the most insightful and helpful contribution towards making up one's mind regarding the future of this country.
Joking aside....at least I think it was mostly in jest....we just might have the thrust of serious contenders vying for the political pomp that runs in tandem with a brave new world.
The circumstance will take care of itself!
Me, well, can I put my name forward for minister of travel and fun.....as long as it has a base in Monaco, (for the view!! I speak French), or Nyon, Switzerland, (next door to UEFA my German is so-so) or the Vatican, (I speak Italian and can liaise with the Pope), or how about Capri (I've got to know it over the years and need a retiral home)......
What's up? I'm serious!
If Thatcher can send up that odious little cretin Molyneux as minister of fun, I'll at least dismantle that derisory soubriquet and refurb the name and dignity of the secretary for culture with a tad more erudition.
If that's not available, I might consider position of Financial director, or...,. at a push Prime Minister.
Curriculum Vitae available on request.
..............................He can't get pregnant, he's a man.
I think you sound like you only want to be a politician to serve your own self interest TGJC, get the CV in mate coz you're light years ahead of us amateurs. When the revolution is won, maybe we can meet in the corridors of power and discuss expenses and share some thoughts on tax evasion mate. The nod and a wink style of politics will stay no matter the cost and no matter who gets hurt.
I don’t think there is any other party would back lndependance,they are all loyal to the crown,NO WAY would they vote otherwise,there is only one way forward ,and that has to be with the snp,I am a member of the snp,have been for a long time, will not change that allegiance,have seen the lies spouted by the rest, and if the truth be told so have you,and everyone else,the anti Celtic and more dangerous the anti catholic vitriol here (not on this site obviously)is getting a hold again,in this country, and it has got hold because the scum think they are in with a chance of the title,this breeds hatred,no other word can be used,and the media /press are writing anything anti Celtic,won’t be anti catholic, but read between the lines,it is the same thing,I may be wrong ,who knows, maybe I have got the wrong end of the stick, if so ,please let me know, hhI think there's a real cross section of the Celtic Support on this forum...so
If there was another referendum on independence would you vote to stay or to go.....and why would you vote that way.
As an addendum to this topic...do you trust the SNP to act in your best interests?......or if voting yes.....it's a matter of independence first then we'll sort out which party should get the nod after independence has been won.
JC, had a brainstorm over the weekend.Well, well well!
Reading that lot was probably the most insightful and helpful contribution towards making up one's mind regarding the future of this country.
Joking aside....at least I think it was mostly in jest....we just might have the thrust of serious contenders vying for the political pomp that runs in tandem with a brave new world.
The circumstance will take care of itself!
Me, well, can I put my name forward for minister of travel and fun.....as long as it has a base in Monaco, (for the view!! I speak French), or Nyon, Switzerland, (next door to UEFA my German is so-so) or the Vatican, (I speak Italian and can liaise with the Pope), or how about Capri (I've got to know it over the years and need a retiral home)......
What's up? I'm serious!
If Thatcher can send up that odious little cretin Molyneux as minister of fun, I'll at least dismantle that derisory soubriquet and refurb the name and dignity of the secretary for culture with a tad more erudition.
If that's not available, I might consider position of Financial director, or...,. at a push Prime Minister.
Curriculum Vitae available on request.
Did mcari sign him with muggletonJC, had
JC, had a brainstorm over the weekend.
If you remember last week, I mentioned the Lorenzo lookey-likey. The boy I was thinking of was a fella called Angelo Chiavetti.
He was about 4 or5 years older than me, but he definitely fancied himself as a bit of a Stallone/Travolta crossover.
I'll nominate him for Minister of Posing
I have voted SNP for the past twenty years. For the life of me I cannot understand why any Scottish people vote for unionist parties. For most of my adult life we have had to put up with Tory governments inflicted on us by English voters. We must take charge of our own affairs.I think there's a real cross section of the Celtic Support on this forum...so
If there was another referendum on independence would you vote to stay or to go.....and why would you vote that way.
As an addendum to this topic...do you trust the SNP to act in your best interests?......or if voting yes.....it's a matter of independence first then we'll sort out which party should get the nod after independence has been won.
Was demagogue samaras pal ?I have voted SNP for the past twenty years. For the life of me I cannot understand why any Scottish people vote for unionist parties. For most of my adult life we have had to put up with Tory governments inflicted on us by English voters. We must take charge of our own affairs.
In an independent Scotland I would vote either Green or Socialist ( not New Labour though cos they are no longer Socialist).
I noticed a government being formed on the blog, I would like to apply for the position of Dictator or Demagogue. First on the agenda... smash the Union Jack traitors
Rich
I think you done very well TGJC, This job has been waiting for you all your life.Ha Ha Ha Benigne, you've got me sussed already!
Didn't do very well there did I?
Got a mate over at the hell dome who can help improve my skills at tax cheatin' tho.
Hope he can show me a few 'handshakes' as well, got to give it my all, in case the old retiral home is still a goer!
....Now that Capri is 'oot the windee' that is.
Wonder if there's a doorman's joab goin, ......butler?.........valet?.................
Hail Hail my friend ...........LMFAO.
Director,u have my vote lol,hhWas demagogue samaras pal ?
Ah the Poorie Bar....... AKA the not-so OK Corral. Mind though Richy, it would have to go something to oot-psycho the Trotticks!When we take power and JC is installed as our commandante, we will need to round up those who would depose us. What will we do with them? Will we let them play in our league?
We will purge the SFA and send them to a re-education camp in the Shetlands. Here they will be taught, decency and FairPlay which are unknown to them. All the Sevco players have to renounce their first names and adopt the Moniker, Arsehole. Hence, Ryan Jack becomes Arsehole Jack, many feel this is apt. Some have suggested foreign Sevco players be allowed to use the term Bumhole or the German, Arschloch, but the Politbureau feel this is political correctness gone mad. The Sevco or Arsehole decree, as it is popularly known, was adopted unanimously.
It has been revealed that former Sevco manager Arsehole McCoist was found trouser less with a severe head wound. The victim was found behind the Powrie Bar in the Fintry area of Dundee. The bar was the venue of a Trans-sexual pool competition. Many of Arsehole McCoists former teammates were also in attendance at the event.
The man who found Arsehole said, "I heard groaning and moans coming from the bins at the back of the Powrie and knew right away someone was in trouble. Arsehole was just laying there, naked from the waist down with blood coming from his head and anus, crying out for help.
The victim said the last thing he remembered was reaching the semi finals in the pool competition doubles. Then I had a pint and a nip given to me by doubles teammate and former Sevco captain Arsehole Gough. After drinking the pint and nip I began to feel drowsy and somehow ended up outside at the bins. I then felt a blow to the head and as I slipped out of consciousness I could feel someone tugging at my trousers, then I caught a glimpse of copper coloured hair.
The new non sectarian Police force have said they would like to interview Mc Coists former teammates, Arsehole Gough and Arsehole Goram.
HH Rich