Scottish Independence
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Noah Billy
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He can't get pregnant, he's a man.
Noah Billy
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I don't have a vote but if I did it would be "yes" every day of the week. Britain is the most centralised con try in western Europe, and London hoovers money from the rest of the country. Scotland is views by the establishment as another begging region to be thrown scraps. Scotland could be a great small country, inclusive and hopefully governed progressively. The UK is a basket case on its way to levels of inequality and poverty not seen for 100 years.
Spherical Planet
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Hahaha much as I appreciate the sentiment, that first appointment would definitely have to put you in the hot seat for the Ministry of Irresponsibility, Imatim!
I can about keep my act together for 15 minutes before I deteriorate into a mass of personal doubt, loathing and self-destruction.
Jeezo........I should apply to be the next manager of sevvy!
the great jc
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Well, well well!
Reading that lot was probably the most insightful and helpful contribution towards making up one's mind regarding the future of this country.
Joking aside....at least I think it was mostly in jest....we just might have the thrust of serious contenders vying for the political pomp that runs in tandem with a brave new world.
The circumstance will take care of itself!
Me, well, can I put my name forward for minister of travel and fun.....as long as it has a base in Monaco, (for the view!! I speak French), or Nyon, Switzerland, (next door to UEFA my German is so-so) or the Vatican, (I speak Italian and can liaise with the Pope), or how about Capri (I've got to know it over the years and need a retiral home)......
What's up? I'm serious!
If Thatcher can send up that odious little cretin Molyneux as minister of fun, I'll at least dismantle that derisory soubriquet and refurb the name and dignity of the secretary for culture with a tad more erudition.
If that's not available, I might consider position of Financial director, or...,. at a push Prime Minister.
Curriculum Vitae available on request.
Reading that lot was probably the most insightful and helpful contribution towards making up one's mind regarding the future of this country.
Joking aside....at least I think it was mostly in jest....we just might have the thrust of serious contenders vying for the political pomp that runs in tandem with a brave new world.
The circumstance will take care of itself!
Me, well, can I put my name forward for minister of travel and fun.....as long as it has a base in Monaco, (for the view!! I speak French), or Nyon, Switzerland, (next door to UEFA my German is so-so) or the Vatican, (I speak Italian and can liaise with the Pope), or how about Capri (I've got to know it over the years and need a retiral home)......
What's up? I'm serious!
If Thatcher can send up that odious little cretin Molyneux as minister of fun, I'll at least dismantle that derisory soubriquet and refurb the name and dignity of the secretary for culture with a tad more erudition.
If that's not available, I might consider position of Financial director, or...,. at a push Prime Minister.
Curriculum Vitae available on request.
I think you sound like you only want to be a politician to serve your own self interest TGJC, get the CV in mate coz you're light years ahead of us amateurs. When the revolution is won, maybe we can meet in the corridors of power and discuss expenses and share some thoughts on tax evasion mate. The nod and a wink style of politics will stay no matter the cost and no matter who gets hurt.
Imatim
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Yes.......but it's his...or hers...inalienable right...as a man...or a woman.....to get pregnant...if he...or she...so wishes.
Alright! So who'll second that motion
the great jc
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Ha Ha Ha Benigne, you've got me sussed already!
Didn't do very well there did I?
Got a mate over at the hell dome who can help improve my skills at tax cheatin' tho.
Hope he can show me a few 'handshakes' as well, got to give it my all, in case the old retiral home is still a goer!
....Now that Capri is 'oot the windee' that is.
Wonder if there's a doorman's joab goin, ......butler?.........valet?.................
Hail Hail my friend ...........LMFAO.
I don’t think there is any other party would back lndependance,they are all loyal to the crown,NO WAY would they vote otherwise,there is only one way forward ,and that has to be with the snp,I am a member of the snp,have been for a long time, will not change that allegiance,have seen the lies spouted by the rest, and if the truth be told so have you,and everyone else,the anti Celtic and more dangerous the anti catholic vitriol here (not on this site obviously)is getting a hold again,in this country, and it has got hold because the scum think they are in with a chance of the title,this breeds hatred,no other word can be used,and the media /press are writing anything anti Celtic,won’t be anti catholic, but read between the lines,it is the same thing,I may be wrong ,who knows, maybe I have got the wrong end of the stick, if so ,please let me know, hh
Spherical Planet
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JC, had
If you remember last week, I mentioned the Lorenzo lookey-likey. The boy I was thinking of was a fella called Angelo Chiavetti.
He was about 4 or5 years older than me, but he definitely fancied himself as a bit of a Stallone/Travolta crossover.
I'll nominate him for Minister of Posing
JC, had a brainstorm over the weekend.
If you remember last week, I mentioned the Lorenzo lookey-likey. The boy I was thinking of was a fella called Angelo Chiavetti.
He was about 4 or5 years older than me, but he definitely fancied himself as a bit of a Stallone/Travolta crossover.
I'll nominate him for Minister of Posing
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dannymgrain71
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Did mcari sign him with muggleton
I have voted SNP for the past twenty years. For the life of me I cannot understand why any Scottish people vote for unionist parties. For most of my adult life we have had to put up with Tory governments inflicted on us by English voters. We must take charge of our own affairs.
In an independent Scotland I would vote either Green or Socialist ( not New Labour though cos they are no longer Socialist).
I noticed a government being formed on the blog, I would like to apply for the position of Dictator or Demagogue. First on the agenda... smash the Union Jack traitors
Rich
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dannymgrain71
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Was demagogue samaras pal ?
I think you done very well TGJC, This job has been waiting for you all your life.
The first thing we do Herr Chancellor is send our troops in heavy handed to the Isle of Eigg, although this will cost the tax payer Billions, we can find a way to make it cost effective by cutting benefits.
We will then turn Eigg into Scotlands one and only tax haven, from a one bedroom apartment, we will be dealing with the tax income of thousands of companies worldwide.
The second item on the list for our new independent Scottish Republic, is to have endless in or out European referendums to confuse the mugs (sorry, voters) into not knowing where the blame lies.
How ye liking them apples Herr Chancellor?
JimMc
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The mafia families in England and associates across that Island and many another place, I mean the ones who are still thanks to selective class interbreeding largely descended from Norman French settler Barons and Hanoverian and Prussian and Hessian Germanic mercenaries, the leaders of them who still have Palaces to make regular mafia bosses blush and lots and lots of land and assets to lose. Of the kind that pathetically so few over there even notice that their proceeds were gained from past and current serious crimes.
They, that despicable lot, have ever since the so called united kingdom and before hired master story tellers to rewrite history, new identities from myths and fantastic tales to create imagined commonality and most of all to encourage ignorance and fear of others!
They have so many of you Scots worried about going it alone! As if you need them to even walk upright!
the cliché could not make it up! oh yes they did and made it up as they were robbing you and making many grateful for the concerns and care of the mafia benefactors.
They, that despicable lot, have ever since the so called united kingdom and before hired master story tellers to rewrite history, new identities from myths and fantastic tales to create imagined commonality and most of all to encourage ignorance and fear of others!
They have so many of you Scots worried about going it alone! As if you need them to even walk upright!
the cliché could not make it up! oh yes they did and made it up as they were robbing you and making many grateful for the concerns and care of the mafia benefactors.
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When we take power and JC is installed as our commandante, we will need to round up those who would depose us. What will we do with them? Will we let them play in our league?
We will purge the SFA and send them to a re-education camp in the Shetlands. Here they will be taught, decency and FairPlay which are unknown to them. All the Sevco players have to renounce their first names and adopt the Moniker, Arsehole. Hence, Ryan Jack becomes Arsehole Jack, many feel this is apt. Some have suggested foreign Sevco players be allowed to use the term Bumhole or the German, Arschloch, but the Politbureau feel this is political correctness gone mad. The Sevco or Arsehole decree, as it is popularly known, was adopted unanimously.
It has been revealed that former Sevco manager Arsehole McCoist was found trouser less with a severe head wound. The victim was found behind the Powrie Bar in the Fintry area of Dundee. The bar was the venue of a Trans-sexual pool competition. Many of Arsehole McCoists former teammates were also in attendance at the event.
The man who found Arsehole said, "I heard groaning and moans coming from the bins at the back of the Powrie and knew right away someone was in trouble. Arsehole was just laying there, naked from the waist down with blood coming from his head and anus, crying out for help.
The victim said the last thing he remembered was reaching the semi finals in the pool competition doubles. Then I had a pint and a nip given to me by doubles teammate and former Sevco captain Arsehole Gough. After drinking the pint and nip I began to feel drowsy and somehow ended up outside at the bins. I then felt a blow to the head and as I slipped out of consciousness I could feel someone tugging at my trousers, then I caught a glimpse of copper coloured hair.
The new non sectarian Police force have said they would like to interview Mc Coists former teammates, Arsehole Gough and Arsehole Goram.
HH Rich
We will purge the SFA and send them to a re-education camp in the Shetlands. Here they will be taught, decency and FairPlay which are unknown to them. All the Sevco players have to renounce their first names and adopt the Moniker, Arsehole. Hence, Ryan Jack becomes Arsehole Jack, many feel this is apt. Some have suggested foreign Sevco players be allowed to use the term Bumhole or the German, Arschloch, but the Politbureau feel this is political correctness gone mad. The Sevco or Arsehole decree, as it is popularly known, was adopted unanimously.
It has been revealed that former Sevco manager Arsehole McCoist was found trouser less with a severe head wound. The victim was found behind the Powrie Bar in the Fintry area of Dundee. The bar was the venue of a Trans-sexual pool competition. Many of Arsehole McCoists former teammates were also in attendance at the event.
The man who found Arsehole said, "I heard groaning and moans coming from the bins at the back of the Powrie and knew right away someone was in trouble. Arsehole was just laying there, naked from the waist down with blood coming from his head and anus, crying out for help.
The victim said the last thing he remembered was reaching the semi finals in the pool competition doubles. Then I had a pint and a nip given to me by doubles teammate and former Sevco captain Arsehole Gough. After drinking the pint and nip I began to feel drowsy and somehow ended up outside at the bins. I then felt a blow to the head and as I slipped out of consciousness I could feel someone tugging at my trousers, then I caught a glimpse of copper coloured hair.
The new non sectarian Police force have said they would like to interview Mc Coists former teammates, Arsehole Gough and Arsehole Goram.
HH Rich
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Director,u have my vote lol,hh
TartanTim
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Yes, Scotland should be Independent. Unfortunately it would make much difference tae The SFA because FIFA don't like political interference in the running of football.
Scotland would do rather well being an Independent country, but unfortunately many believe what Westminster, unionist media & BBC tell them
Scotland would do rather well being an Independent country, but unfortunately many believe what Westminster, unionist media & BBC tell them
Spherical Planet
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Ah the Poorie Bar....... AKA the not-so OK Corral. Mind though Richy, it would have to go something to oot-psycho the Trotticks!
My niece's man runs a Celtic bus oot o' there, Richy.........still too many shams for my liking though.
Arsehole sally wouldn't be the first to find him/herself trouserless back there after a rendition of penny arcade on the karaoke.
Therefore as a gesture to the huns, I think it would only be fair to nominate arsehole sally as the Minister of LGBT matters in an independent Scottish Republic (Arsehole sally the republican has a certain ring about it).
Arsehole (favourer) gough could be the Governor of Gloryholes if we could only manage to get him out of the closet and into the cabinet for long enough.
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kelly
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Anything that breaks up the union gets my vote
