Cartoon Characters That Were Probably....

Hoopy427 said:
Donald Trump wasn't a cartoon character mate he was real I think.

Wait I'm going to check....

Yeah apparently Donald Trump was an actual person wtf 🤷‍♂️
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Hoopy, there's a conspiracy theory that states that Fidel Castro wasn't a real person, he was a CIA invention to create an enemy target in Cuba.

Me personally, I think that that's pure pish, but I'd wager that if Trump wasn't real - then the CIA would make him up to cause division within America.
 
Spherical Planet said:
It's the age-old debate writ new.

The original debate began wie 'what the fuck was Goofy?'

There was one argument that cited him as a dog, but Pluto was the feckin dog and mostly acted like a feckin dog. My money was on Goofy being a coo, but I'll defer to your judgement on that, Bridie due to your geographical familiarity with fresians.

On Dil's Disney troubles, I did get chucked oot the Epcot Centre in Orlando for getting handsie with Daisy Duck at a homestead barbecue (feckin sangria). Imagine my mortification when I found out that it was actually someone in a costume? Imagine my abject horror when I found out that said someone was actually a fella.

I felt duped and wrote a strongly worded letter to the corporate division of Disney expressing my disgust
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Goofy was definitely a dog with human traits whereas Pluto was a dog with dog traits. But Goofy was one sick twisted puppy as his girlfriend was a cow! That is not right!

You should get right into the American way of dealing with the Daisie Duck trauma and sue Disney for $millions! That will teach them for deliberately misleading you by initially her not being a talking duck, and secondly by her not being a her! That is just typical despicable corporate behaviour against the little man (and literally against your little man).

Get on the phone to Digby Brown now! Where there's blame there is a claim.

P.S. what about Jessica Rabbitt though???
 
Spherical Planet said:
It's the age-old debate writ new.

The original debate began wie 'what the fuck was Goofy?'

There was one argument that cited him as a dog, but Pluto was the feckin dog and mostly acted like a feckin dog. My money was on Goofy being a coo, but I'll defer to your judgement on that, Bridie due to your geographical familiarity with fresians.

On Dil's Disney troubles, I did get chucked oot the Epcot Centre in Orlando for getting handsie with Daisy Duck at a homestead barbecue (feckin sangria). Imagine my mortification when I found out that it was actually someone in a costume? Imagine my abject horror when I found out that said someone was actually a fella.

I felt duped and wrote a strongly worded letter to the corporate division of Disney expressing my disgust
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Imagine his mortification when he found out he was groped aff some shed dwelling spanner Fae Dundee
 
Bridie Bhoy said:
Goofy was definitely a dog with human traits whereas Pluto was a dog with dog traits. But Goofy was one sick twisted puppy as his girlfriend was a cow! That is not right!

You should get right into the American way of dealing with the Daisie Duck trauma and sue Disney for $millions! That will teach them for deliberately misleading you by initially her not being a talking duck, and secondly by her not being a her! That is just typical despicable corporate behaviour against the little man (and literally against your little man).

Get on the phone to Digby Brown now! Where there's blame there is a claim.

P.S. what about Jessica Rabbitt though???
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Was Digby no a giant dog?

There's nae danger Goofy was a dog........he Disney even hae canines (see what I done there). His front teeth were born to chew the cud and to circumcise randy teuchters
 
Bridie Bhoy said:
Goofy was definitely a dog with human traits whereas Pluto was a dog with dog traits. But Goofy was one sick twisted puppy as his girlfriend was a cow! That is not right!

You should get right into the American way of dealing with the Daisie Duck trauma and sue Disney for $millions! That will teach them for deliberately misleading you by initially her not being a talking duck, and secondly by her not being a her! That is just typical despicable corporate behaviour against the little man (and literally against your little man).

Get on the phone to Digby Brown now! Where there's blame there is a claim.

P.S. what about Jessica Rabbitt though???
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I was always intimidated by Jessica Rabbitt because you would definitely punching way out of your weight division wie that lassie.

Always had a hankering for Penelope Pitstop, but I'd turn into a puddle of sweat if I bumped into her in The Phoenix
 
Smelltheg-love said:
My early hero was mr spoon Fae Edinburgh
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Mikey Forrester?

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Spherical Planet said:
I was always intimidated by Jessica Rabbitt because you would definitely punching way out of your weight division wie that lassie.

Always had a hankering for Penelope Pitstop, but I'd turn into a puddle of sweat if I bumped into her in The Phoenix
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I doubt that a posh lass like Penelope Pitstop would frequent a wonderful pub like The Phoenix. I'd imagine she'd fit in much better at one of those upper market classy wine bars you sup cocktails in like The Arctic Bar.
 
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