Melancholy tonight, any funny stories

[Maria]

Och bhoys. I wish y’all had come back sooner.

I only went shopping again ???

Still i will look the business but i can’t fit anymore clothes in ??

 

[Kevza]

Anyone else need to google the meaning of Melancholy?

 

[Espiritosanto]

He’s fkn magic. Hey you move let that?

??

That is me,,,Sunday the Carlton st marys??smooth as snake shit eh?

 

[Maria]

That is me,,,Sunday the Carlton st marys??smooth as snake shit eh?

You do know its Calton. Not Carlton.

Haha. I thought he wiz brilliant in throwin shapes but not intae sleazy yuck preacher way. ??

 

[Maria]

Anyone else need to google the meaning of Melancholy?

Just means a bit down and wistful thinking.

 

[Kevza]

Just means a bit down and wistful thinking.

Yeah, I googled it. Unintelligent me

 

[michael duffy]

Anyone else need to google the meaning of Melancholy?

too depressed tae look it up Kevza!!!!

 

[Maria]

Yeah, I googled it. Unintelligent me

Im sure your not pal ?

 

[Espiritosanto]

Anyone else need to google the meaning of Melancholy?

When Maria said am feeling”melancholy did you think she was with someone called melancholy?????

 

[Kevza]

When Maria said am feeling”melancholy did you think she was with someone called melancholy?????

I was thinking food

 

[TET]

Anyone else need to google the meaning of Melancholy?

Skinny melancholy long legs big banana feet, went to the pictures and couldn'ae finda seat.

 

[Maria]

too depressed tae look it up Kevza!!!!

Aw Michael wassup.

I was banging out the tunes the day in work. Smashed my target.

Then got into the car and thought is this my fkn life.

Got to his maws and really wanted to fkn scream.

Got home and cnto son thinks its ok to smirk as his trackin report says hes below par.

Sick fkn carrying men so i am.

Well he got telt. Buck up or get a fkn job.

Swear a want to run like fk and no come back.

God help them if i do.

Apart fae aidy. Of course.

Is it to be raining tomorrow?

 

[Maria]

I was thinking food

Ha. I like going out for dinner canny lie. But i work hard so why no.

Its not as if i have any other feckin vices.

Well... sh

 

[Maria]

When Maria said am feeling”melancholy did you think she was with someone called melancholy?????

Who’s he? Suits you Sir, rabbit in the headlights hmmm

 

[michael duffy]

Aw Michael wassup.

I was banging out the tunes the day in work. Smashed my target.

Then got into the car and thought is this my fkn life.

Got to his maws and really wanted to fkn scream.

Got home and cnto son thinks its ok to smirk as his trackin report says hes below par.

Sick fkn carrying men so i am.

Well he got telt. Buck up or get a fkn job.

Swear a want to run like fk and no come back.

God help them if i do.

Apart fae aidy. Of course.

Is it to be raining tomorrow?

hurricane "erik" on the way!!!!!

 

[Maria]

hurricane "erik" on the way!!!!!

So its to be raining?

 

[Kevza]

Picture the scene.

I was sitting in my Taxi a few nights ago, Not much happening. It was raining, all cosy, windows steaming up. I decided to watch a film on my phone. About an hour into it, (Still waiting on a job) The system alerts me to my next job... And it's a puddle jumper. A minimum fare, as this job was the shortest I could have possibly got. Considering I was all cosy, I shouted "YA FUCKIN LAZY BASTART" at the screen. Not sure if I was annoyed my viewing was interrupted, or the fact i'd waited over an hour for a shite job. At the same time as shouting, A wee Man was walking his dug doon the street, I could see him looking around, wondering where the fuck the shouting was coming from. I then started laughing uncontrollably and drove away to do the job. I laughed all the way to the pick up, and during the journey, The passengers thought I was mad. I obviously wasn't telling them the cause.

 

[Kevza]

Apologies for my profanities.

 

[The Deadner]

Aw Michael wassup.

I was banging out the tunes the day in work. Smashed my target.

Then got into the car and thought is this my fkn life.

Got to his maws and really wanted to fkn scream.

Got home and cnto son thinks its ok to smirk as his trackin report says hes below par.

Sick fkn carrying men so i am.

Well he got telt. Buck up or get a fkn job.

Swear a want to run like fk and no come back.

God help them if i do.

Apart fae aidy. Of course.

Is it to be raining tomorrow?

Jaysus Maria give the lad a break.
You're very bossy!

 

[Maria]

Jaysus Maria give the lad a break.
You're very bossy!

Hey you how you do-in.

Where you been at Irish. I missed yer cheek ?