I knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who had a post written on an article, in the Celtic StarOne of my posts made a Celtic Star article
All on the same night ?I shot JR.
An I met wee Jinky in a nightclub.
Ha Ha HaNot my claim to fame but one of my sons shagged Duffy the singer, not the one who managed Dundee.
Aye that would be the"shambles" they are always hingin aboot there.a wiz stopped by yorkshire tv when a was in york ,,,,,,,it didn't go well always thought it would have made the bloopers reels
Ah, if only eh ?I was once propositioned by Oprah winfreys boss. I was in my twenties she was about sixty. I politely declined. She had a face on her like a bag a hatchets. When I look back now I probably shoulda closed the eyes and ploughed on. She was in the top ten richest in America at the time.
Fuck I'm a stupid cunt.......
Ah know, she told meChristie Brinkley bumped into me and spilt her wine over me
she reached out and was a bawhair away from being unfaithfull
meanwhile the whole Bars chins were on the floor ,,,a had a supermodel gagin,,,,,,to say she was sorry
the first bits true ,,,,,,,the rest could've happened
Dodged a bullet mate by the sounds of it ;-)I was supposed to go for a Scotland under 15s trial, never turned up, the Preston north end scout was asking about me. fkin drink eh!!
With the aid of a whip and a chairI trained with Lions.
Ha Ha HaMy claims to fame? I played American Football against Bellshill Bhoy and we got thrashed as the Clydesdale Colts went on to win the 1992 Britbowl.
I once spilt my glass of wine watching Christine Brinkley on a Billy Joel video on the telly.
I once saw this gibbering nutter being interviewed on Yorkshire TV. A shambles in the Shambles...
OK, only the first one about Bellshill thrashing us at American Football is true. The other ones were just my pathetic attempt to make me appear more windswept and interesting, rather than the boring fud I really am!!!Ha Ha Ha
Seems to be some who are intent on taking the piss...
Thank fuck, I'm not the only one
HH
Fucking gutted to read this BridieOK, only the first one about Bellshill thrashing us at American Football is true. The other ones were just my pathetic attempt to make me appear more windswept and interesting, rather than the boring fud I really am!!!
Still is Dill. He's still and always will beWhat have I done ?
Eh...let's see......where do I start ?
Eh...erm...nuthin...I've done nuthin...met naebdy, aye...did nuthin, and besides, I was out of the country at the time, plus a big boy did it and ran away
Apart from that, I've been some places, done some things, met no cunt,,,shagged a few...but for any more info you'd need to cross my palm with silver ;-)
My claim to fame was being the manservant to the greatest dog in the world who was also the mascot of the noise
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Aye cheers StevieStill is Dill. He's still and always will be
God bless himAye cheers Stevie
He was hell to live after you gave him that title
You should have seen his mums face when he told us and then she asked if he got her autographHa Ha Ha
This is my new favourite thread
Still chuckling away
Well done ya bastard !!! hee hee hehe hehe hee hee
Marky, that fucking made me laugh
Give your Bhoy a hi five from me...but make sure he washes his hands first
hee hee hee hee
"Autograph..."You should have seen his mums face when he told us and then she asked if he got her autograph