Celtic sign right back Moritz Bauer MERGED

[TimJim]

Moritz Brauer Stoke signs a one year loan deal with an option to buy. . According to SSN

 

[50 Shades of Green]

7m Stoke bought him for.

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Seen that, at 27 he should be at his peak but hasn't played much, jurys still out on this one. At least he didn't cost anything eh Peter.

 

[Theverdict1]

Lawell gets us a player who can’t get a game for a totally pish Stoke team on loan.

He really is taking the cunt out of the support. He needs to get to fuck today.

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

I appreciate we haven't seen the guy playing yet and I'll always give players a chance but this isn't exactly inspiring stuff.

 

[TimJim]

Bargains Basement as usual. Never heard of the guy

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Bargains Basement as usual. Never heard of the guy

He's the new Christian Gamboa????????

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

7m Stoke bought him for.

Then apparently dropped him after 2 games.

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

He's the new Christian Gamboa????????

Oh man I hope not!

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Oh man I hope not!

Or Toljan or Ralston????

 

[The Shamrock]

Who???????

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

Or Toljan or Ralston????

You're just trying to scare me now I'm no buying it he's gonny be burrilliant What's his name again

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

Who???????

Sure you know him Moritz Bauer, stays next door to Mrs Sullivan, the wan way the mad dug doon the bottum ay the hill

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

Who???????

Maybe he kin play LB as well, save Liewell even MARE MONEY!!??????

 

[Hoopy427]

I've seen him he's a great player really good addition to the squad. ?


Nah im taking the piss never heard of the dude, just thought I'd lighten the mood.

 

[Theverdict1]

Everyday we wake up and say, right Peter, you’ve had your fun. Buy us quality players. Everyday passes and now he gets a player on loan who can’t get a game at Stoke.

The utter contempt he holds the support in is shameful.

You better sign Meling you useless bastard.

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

You're just trying to scare me now I'm no buying it he's gonny be burrilliant What's his name again

Mr Buaer..dae they kno mk Shavers???????

 

[Sean Tbl Tbl]

I've seen him he's a great player really good addition to the squad. ?


Nah im taking the piss never heard of the dude, just thought I'd lighten the mood.

He's the NEW TAVERNIER?????????

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

Some footage of him below
The Bold Bauer

 

[Theverdict1]

If the s is even remotely true we’ve been fucked over yet again.