Celtic v OFFC, Saturday 3rd September at 12:30pm (Parkhead timezone)

[John nó]

JENZ... wit a player, sorry Starlord, hes better.

Not so sure upon that just yet brim imo, still look better defending the ariel threat with starfelt imo.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

JENZ... wit a player, sorry Starlord, hes better.

I loved when Alfredo was bumbling about trying to find the ball under his gut and Jenz just stepped between the two sevco clowns and coolly took the ball out of the box.

 

[The Shamrock]

I loved when Alfredo was bumbling about trying to find the ball under his gut and Jenz just stepped between the two sevco clowns and coolly took the ball out of the box.

Aye super fkn cool.

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Not so sure upon that just yet brim imo, still look better defending the ariel threat with starfelt imo.

He's like Starlord, without the doubt.

 

[Brimcbhoy]

He's like Starlord, without the doubt.

or should i say.. raccoon?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Just in.. Pumped sum thing fae Pollock!! .. By Fuk am too AULD fur this SHIT but whit a Fukin day!!

did you get his number pal...

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Just in.. Pumped sum thing fae Pollock!! .. By Fuk am too AULD fur this SHIT but whit a Fukin day!!

Did ye? Aye? Geeza brek.

 

[26+6=1]

Just in.. Pumped sum thing fae Pollock!! .. By Fuk am too AULD fur this SHIT but whit a Fukin day!!

Did you have unnatural relations with a fish?
Keep a lid on this or we'll have Greenpeace lobbying against 'The Lonesome Boatman' and thon Kanye West bollocks looking to play a concert at Celtic Park

 

[Theta Sigma]

I thought we were lucky today.

Lucky to only have one taken off injured?

 

[Brimcbhoy]

IMHO our starting 11 should be the same as last Sunday against DU. As should our game plan. Sevco are better than DU but that shouldnt matter, and it won't. Not saying we will score 9 but if we play the same way I don't think they can stop us winning. lets not forget they are also playing for places in their CL game. We will be facing all out aggression from the start. Keep an eye on Lundstrum he'll wanting to take a scalp early doors.

And it was lundrtum who took out kyogo, I fucking knew it.

 

[Fisiani]

We are winners and we can keep doing this

 

[26+6=1]

We just have better players at every position. There wasn't an area of the field we didn't control and it was a joy to watch attacking midfielders routinely win the ball back after an intercepted pass. The huns weren't quite up to the standard of the pre CL training match Ange might have preferred but they are apparently second best in Scotland so not a lot to be done about that. Although I must add that becoming second best club in Scotland within 10 years of formation is quite the achievement; if done legally.

 

[Pedro71]

I sit here half pished and I think to myself what a wonderful world Mon the hoops wee shall not be moved

You using pre-dik txt ?

 

[Pedro71]

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Ok somebody tell him it's upside down.

 

[Pedro71]

Right back at u baby!!

What was that wee guys name of the love boat again...?

 

[boab1916]

 

[Vigobhoy]

“Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.” -
Bernadette Devlin

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FFS

 

[JamSam67]

I've just watched the 'highlights' and it has thrown up some questions and observations.

Could someone send me a pic of Kamara because I don't think I saw him touch the ball?

Banjo boy would be lucky to get a game with a junior team.

I thought it was disgraceful that Steve Davis wasn't allowed to use his walking aids.........very discriminatory!

Lunstram might be a hard man but he's also a slow donkey.

I really will have to abduct Matt O'Riley because there will be plenty of clubs looking at him now.

Joe Hart should be getting his wages cut as all he had to do was make 2 saves and one of those was from his own Captain.

Who are this Real Madrid?

Does Ben Davies actually exist?

Why was the best player in the country only on as a sub?

I've been saying for years that we have been wasteful with throw-ins so I'm glad Ange has been paying attention.

Remind me never to argue wiff a Maddie wir Hockey bludgeoners
Didn’t sky huv the Kamera’s oan thi pitch
Quality post Shammy


HH

 

[Tarzan Trombone]

Aye super fkn cool.

think this orc gonna greet if you mention Kamara

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[boab1916]

I loved when Alfredo was bumbling about trying to find the ball under his gut and Jenz just stepped between the two sevco clowns and coolly took the ball out of the box.

Like watching a Mercedes overtake two milk carts in a 30MPH zone.