Closing in on 3000

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Anyways, whit is "manscaping"??

Dont kid on u don't get told to lay on kitchen table legs akimbo for a haircut

 

[DILLIGAF]

Never seen that picture, Dil. Always thought it was a biopic about Clay, but then I remembered he's about 65.

Well...here's the best part of the movie

Hilarious

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I was thinking of recording for those nights I cant drop off.

A quick read through the noise normally does the trick fir me

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Manscaping the groin: How to groom your man garden | Philips

Regular manscaping can keep your man garden from lapsing into less-inviting jungle territory. Discover the best way to manscape – with 7 expert tips – here.

www.philips.co.uk

 

[Spherical Planet]

Scotland are playing at 5, naebdy interested, me neither.

It's the type of game that Scotland are destined to collapse in, Brim. It's the Scottish way.

Plus Clarke's hacked me aff wie his double standards and treatment of Tony Ralston.

I'll hae a wee goo just the same though

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Well...here's the best part of the movie

Hilarious

Na fook that carry on back,sack n crack Oofft

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Manscaping the groin: How to groom your man garden | Philips

Regular manscaping can keep your man garden from lapsing into less-inviting jungle territory. Discover the best way to manscape – with 7 expert tips – here.

www.philips.co.uk

Your man garden

 

[Miktim]

Manscaping the groin: How to groom your man garden | Philips

Regular manscaping can keep your man garden from lapsing into less-inviting jungle territory. Discover the best way to manscape – with 7 expert tips – here.

www.philips.co.uk

I was having a wee tidy up last week and my fucking electric grinder chucked it half way through

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Well...here's the best part of the movie

Hilarious

I never expected that there
I forgot for a sec the weans were here
all quiet watching the laptops
That first strip came off
Normally ignorant wee …
But they heard that

 

[The Shamrock]

3 New Members in the 1 day. Interesting.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

3 New Members in the 1 day. Interesting.

Slippy, Alex and Lourdes … welcome

 

[Brimcbhoy]

I was having a wee tidy up last week and my fucking electric grinder chucked it half way through

Thats just Desperate, Dan.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Can't beat a good old-fashioned growler....ain't seen one in it's natural habitat for a while, in fact the last time I saw one in the flesh must have been in the 80s

Aye mate , the “growlers” got hunted intae extinction in the 80’s, there’s nane left in the “bush” last known hang outs were in vegetarian/vegan restaurants, I thought I spotted a few protesting at the cop26, wee Greta thumberg has that “look” aboot her

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!!! What is this filth of this thread??? I'm assuming Shammy has appeared and caused this thread to go off topic? We have poor wee innocents like SP & STG who will be traumatised by all this banter about people's private areas!!!

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Scotland winning 1-0,

 

[Docco]

FFS ...and here's me thinking I won't get published

 

[Hoopy427]

Scotland winning 1-0,

Patterson scored apparently, that's him worth £60m.....

 

[JamSam67]

Showing yir age there mate it’s aw Brazilians and Hollywood’s now, I’m no an expert in it, but if yir wife’s needing sorting oot, send her round, il git the hedge trimmer oot

Petrol strimmer industrial joab and a litre tube o immacc. Remember to wear the Google’s

HH

 

[JamSam67]

There was I joke years ago along similar lines, canny remember how it went.
Something like a woman called Fanny Green had gone awol for a while, then a guy went into a strip club and recognised the woman on stage, he said to the barman "here is that Fanny Green?"

"Naw it's just the lighting in here pal" was the reply.

Similar joke on Spanish beach the guy shouts is that Dick Brown reply should be it’s been lying there awe week

HH

 

[JamSam67]

I have a feeling my life is just about to get more complicated....

I’ve a feeling I’m in wi a chance feel fur Lubo

HH