That reminded me of being at a party, just after I arrived here
Party was in full swing, Canadians, Irish, Scottish, and everyone was having a great time
One snooty woman comes up, and seeming to look down her nose, she says "So, you're from Scotland, where abouts...Glasgow ?"
"Aye, near enough"
Her: I was in Glasgow once...it rained..!!."
"Aye, well it's Glesga, naw the Bahamas"
She fucked off, and annoyed someone else
My mate was in a band called the Stoatirs, they played a lot of pubs around the area, great folk/Celtic band
An American guy, pissed, comes up and asks for them to play "One of them Scottish ballads..."
As they begin to play, he is well pissed, emotional, and brings up the fact that he has Scottish heritage...he's in tears...he thinks it's about Loch Lomond, or some other very Scottish place...
They sang:
"Oh Ho Keechbum Toleyfart
Aw went up the public park
Keechbum, he couldnae swim
Toleyfart, he pushed him in..."
The guy even joined in for the second verse, which was exactly the same as the first verse