Dom mckay and the new engagment with fan media

Jaysus I learn something new every day. I was sure you'd love a rattle at Camilla...... it'd be the closest thing you'd get to ridin red rum!
Truth is, D, that the dream was to meet a stinking rich widow in her 90's wie one hip replacement in the grave!

What do you know...........there happens to be one available right now, but I wid'nae go near that clatty bastart wie a pickaxe handle and litre o' bleach.

They fuckers can keep the ald hoor
 
Truth is, D, that the dream was to meet a stinking rich widow in her 90's wie one hip replacement in the grave!

What do you know...........there happens to be one available right now, but I wid'nae go near that clatty bastart wie a pickaxe handle and litre o' bleach.

They fuckers can keep the ald hoor
Reminds me of doin work for an oul decrepit hooer in new York. She was a billionaire. She cornered me one day a laid it on a plate for me.
Now I have to say when I was in my early twenties I would have got up on a clipped hedge, but I just couldn't do it.
She spun me a load a dung about looking for a young Irishman. Was I single blah blah blah.
So I pulled an oul move off the Gaelic pitch and dropped the left shoulder and pretended to go left but went right.
I was out the door like a rat up a drainpipe.
Fuck she was rough. I wouldn't even let you near her!
 
Reminds me of doin work for an oul decrepit hooer in new York. She was a billionaire. She cornered me one day a laid it on a plate for me.
Now I have to say when I was in my early twenties I would have got up on a clipped hedge, but I just couldn't do it.
She spun me a load a dung about looking for a young Irishman. Was I single blah blah blah.
So I pulled an oul move off the Gaelic pitch and dropped the left shoulder and pretended to go left but went right.
I was out the door like a rat up a drainpipe.
Fuck she was rough. I wouldn't even let you near her!
Oh, never say never, Brother.............Don't happen to still have digits, do ye?
 
If you knocked back Doris Day then I'm settin' the Flying Column aboot ye, D!!!
She was no fuckin Doris day I can tell ye. But she was worth a lot more. She had fuckin houses everywhere. I worked in a lot of them. She loved Irish lads. There were loads a wankers hangin round her all the time, but in fairness to her she always made time for us.
I remember one time a wee Guatemalan lad workin with me done a shite in one of her bogs and wiped his hole with gold flaked bog roll. Turns out the bog roll was for decoration only. The bog plugged and the large brown trout floated out into the hall and stunk the whole place out. There was a serious handling and a big inquest. When she found out the lad was with me she said fuck all. She wasn't the worst I suppose.
 
She was no fuckin Doris day I can tell ye. But she was worth a lot more. She had fuckin houses everywhere. I worked in a lot of them. She loved Irish lads. There were loads a wankers hangin round her all the time, but in fairness to her she always made time for us.
I remember one time a wee Guatemalan lad workin with me done a shite in one of her bogs and wiped his hole with gold flaked bog roll. Turns out the bog roll was for decoration only. The bog plugged and the large brown trout floated out into the hall and stunk the whole place out. There was a serious handling and a big inquest. When she found out the lad was with me she said fuck all. She wasn't the worst I suppose.
Never mess wie a Guatemalan toley, D............there's a whole stinking pile (and I mean STINKING) pile o' American oppression down there!!!

Did the yanks no declare war on them once?
 
Never mess wie a Guatemalan toley, D............there's a whole stinking pile (and I mean STINKING) pile o' American oppression down there!!!

Did the yanks no declare war on them once?
I'll say one thing about Guatemalan lads. Out of all the different races and nationalities I have worked with over the years and there has been a lot, they are the most decent and honest people I've ever had the pleasure of workin with.
 
I'll say one thing about Guatemalan lads. Out of all the different races and nationalities I have worked with over the years and there has been a lot, they are the most decent and honest people I've ever had the pleasure of workin with.
You always meet the best who have come from the worst of circumstances, D.

It's one of the reasons why our own kind are so revered.
 
I can appreciate that your responses are well thought out and these opinions are clearly something you hold dear,
but for me expanding markets on a set budget will not put our club at risk of the bubble bursting and and the club becoming a Phoenix company
I think you're conflating alot of points here capitalism or socialism for a start theres no magic wand here but to hand over freedoms to a body that will outright govern us when we have seen how easy it is to corupt humans never mind the structures that have been put in place to run our countries for me is a crazy idea,
We need to get back to a local community based system where these communities can run and help each individual community as and where it needs it I'm sure we can agree theres not a 1 size fits all to solve this problem but if we get people to start caring about more than what's just behind their own front door communities could thrive in a capitalist system,
Is it corupt yes but it's the human element of greed and the overwhelming need to succeed that's makes it easier for the 1% to control the little man who may make that difference but now is controlled by the good old boys club, it's a societal problem where our mind sets are set to selfish, its us and ours no1 now and no3 but back years ago the population was less well off but there was a community who served to make sure old mags was fed etc...

Anyway back onto the actual point of this thread their is certainly markets we could exploit and enrich out club that needs to be done in a clear and deliberate way where we are not risking our history,tradition and good name on the world stage these things can be achieved we broke 100m on a small island run by the powers who are against us because we are against them! We have to try, it would be sheer neglect of the board duties not to try keep us grown and "mondernize" our structures. Cheers mate
i agree with the local community bit

but its no really expanding on the significant markets

And tbh to expand in those markets you usually need to diversify away from the community spirit to tap into the world market

its a bit like trying to enter a saturated market with hopes that there are huge areas to soak up

But to do that you ultimately need to shaft the local community in one way or another

bottom line for me is capitalism isnt really a sustainable way to perpetually grow despite that underlying premise

The football markets have totally stagnated and now imo its just scam artistry to pay big bucks to the unseen magicians in background while not actually improving the prospects of club nor making any real dent in the market place which has been hijacked by the superficial propaganda machines that are the tv and advertising companies

Celtic imo should not be exploiting global markets with any more vigour than they did by putting out local community years ago

in fact that approach had celtic the envy of world

not by paying mercenaries and big wages but by building a community from the community

that cannot ever be acheieved by capitalistist market exploitation and in the end the clubs who get back to community and hire real people rather than mercenaries will be able to compete against your supeficial monsters in time

for that market system we have now is unsustainable

it can only be propped up by more and more propaganda but eventually it kills the community or the community disconnects from the superficial fake propaganda and gets back to the reality

in the meantime you will get grumblers who demand to be part of the superficial changes because change and evolution is sacred to them

but not all change is good

And a monstrous americanised market system and purely superficial mood worshipping system will kill the whole celtic ethos

11 guys trained from community to take on all comers representing the community because its important to them more so than superficial market exploitation for monopoly style world domination for a colour coded system

its just not sport or football

and its killing the game

these overpaid internationals on at moment it probably the least attractive footballing competition i ever witnessed

its just gash getting paid millions for being well gash

but lets get a part of the millions coz everybody addicted and contradicted

you cant be celtic historically by becoming intermilan imo

and celtic gubbed the superficial inter milan with their overpaid superstars by being a real community where markets were part of the community rather than their to be exploited for benifit of the hidden people
 
She was no fuckin Doris day I can tell ye. But she was worth a lot more. She had fuckin houses everywhere. I worked in a lot of them. She loved Irish lads. There were loads a wankers hangin round her all the time, but in fairness to her she always made time for us.
I remember one time a wee Guatemalan lad workin with me done a shite in one of her bogs and wiped his hole with gold flaked bog roll. Turns out the bog roll was for decoration only. The bog plugged and the large brown trout floated out into the hall and stunk the whole place out. There was a serious handling and a big inquest. When she found out the lad was with me she said fuck all. She wasn't the worst I suppose.
Only on the Celtic noise can you read about Guatemalan jobbies. I wonder if he knows John Robertson.
Quality D.
 
Don't tell me you didn't know Doris Day was a lesbian? It was as much a secret as Rock Hudson was a brown hatter.
There was a wee joke on Family Guy that had me laughing every time I thought o it.
Peter Griffinn was asking God if he had any famous ancestors, God says, yes Peter you are a direct descendant of Henry the 8th. Peter says, Wow Royalty! But God cuts him aff, wait Peter you didn't let me finish, Henry, the 8th guy Rock Hudson had sex with at one of his famous pool parties!
 

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