Krispoyd." ah'm phuqin relevant,fur ma incisive insight and forensic analysis ae the game,Haw youWalker, that's ma phuqin pie!"
Andy Walker, "Krispoyd,ye've hi'd 12 already and phuq knows how many bags ae monster munch ye've stuffed doon yer face"
Krispoid,ah'm impartial! embdy want tae buy a bed?,last week wee fredo,had tae recover after gettin his leg amputated,and recovered jist in time tae play four days later,they Hibee players should be jailed, fur they assaults, wee haggis,is lucky he's know in intensive care, wee alfie had tae dae the Neymar death roll he wiz hit that bad,and the treatment kent got,he's a marked man ah tell's yeez, we'll never get £50million fur him if he's crocked, they need cited, the lot ae thum,that Porteous shoud be sin died did ye see him smilin!"
"Did ye see the Sibbald tackle on Ryan Christie Krispoyd?"
"Aye,straight red
"Aye,straight red fur that
fen,tryin tae breake Sibbald's boot wi'his knee!
This is why i urge everybody to cancel their sky subscription!
Phuq! that took some tidyin up! stuff's no' straightforward when yer pished oot yer nut!