Merry
feckin
christmas
to every one on the Noise ,,,,
oh fk feck fickity feck
there a said it
Christmas where lying to weans is acceptable ,,,,aye santas coming , aye he's got a reindeer and a sleigh , aye make yer list
,,,you've feck all chance of gettin any of that
A time of giving ,,,,where cheapskates hand you a present that disnae fit and the receipt ,,,,if it disnae fit ye can go back n change it ,,,,,oh thanks a shite jumper that disnae fit and a day out as a bonus ,,
am a lucky bas***d
where in-laws land in wi there screaming weans who talk more bollox than there parents and who only like the good cakes you've bought in ,,,,,while there dickhead of a da drinks all your good booze ,,,,feckin termites the lot of them
were not staying long ,,,,,,,ffs just go!
midnight mass funny how those furthest from god all clamour to be closest to the pulpit
So wishing every one a belated happy christmas and a Good New year ,,,,,,,
even the hee haws amongst us