Cheers palHi Dil, I moved the other way round the world, just the 46' (115) here yesterday. Stay indoors most of the time. When I phone home I get told to speak normal as I now speak slowly so people can understand me.
Almost brought a tear to my eye there Kelly bhoyMerry feckin christmas to every one on the Noise ,,,,oh fk feck fickity feck there a said it
Christmas where lying to weans is acceptable ,,,,aye santas coming , aye he's got a reindeer and a sleigh , aye make yer list ,,,you've feck all chance of gettin any of that
A time of giving ,,,,where cheapskates hand you a present that disnae fit and the receipt ,,,,if it disnae fit ye can go back n change it ,,,,,oh thanks a shite jumper that disnae fit and a day out as a bonus ,,am a lucky bas***d
where in-laws land in wi there screaming weans who talk more bollox than there parents and who only like the good cakes you've bought in ,,,,,while there dickhead of a da drinks all your good booze ,,,,feckin termites the lot of them
were not staying long ,,,,,,,ffs just go!
midnight mass funny how those furthest from god all clamour to be closest to the pulpit
So wishing every one a belated happy christmas and a Good New year ,,,,,,,even the hee haws amongst us
It's a great wee read...Got an excellent wee pressie aff the brother in law ' To Lisbon and back on a Fiver ' by Jerry Woods looks like a really good read canny wait til I sober up and read it ( cough cough ) that'll be next year
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How you feeling pal?It's a great wee read...
Getting better, thanks. Still coughing away, other symptoms clearing up. I get out at midnight on Hogmanay. What could possibly go wrong?How you feeling pal?
Your timing is exquisite!Getting better, thanks. Still coughing away, other symptoms clearing up. I get out at midnight on Hogmanay. What could possibly go wrong?
A few Drambuie's in ye, sorted ;-)Getting better, thanks. Still coughing away, other symptoms clearing up. I get out at midnight on Hogmanay. What could possibly go wrong?