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Maria
Guest
Somebodies been at the crackers early.
Keep the day jobs bhoys ??
Keep the day jobs bhoys ??
Not a tall tail....but a true one. My missus is Czech and a lovely aethiest. One Sunday she decided she would like to see the inside of a Catholic church for the first time. She heard the line "To gaze upon thy face" from the famous hymn, but thought she heard.... two gays upon thy face.
Saw an AA man sitting in his van crying, i thought to myself "hes having a breakdown"
!A man walks into a bar.
OUCH! He says.
It was an iron bar.
Binmen arrive during Christmas week at big posh house hoping for wee tip . Stunning young women opens door .
''You'll be after your Christmas bonus , then . Well come up to the bedroom one at a time ,'' she says to the gobsmacked binmen .
Three guys go up one after the other and receive a very nice 'present' . Then it's the driver's turn and he bounds up the stairs only to be faced with the young lady , fully dressed and handing him a five pound note .
''What's this ?'' splutters the unhappy driver .''What's going on ? ''
''Well , '' says the lady '' ''I told my husband that the bin men would be looking for something for
Christmas. Give the driver a fiver he said and f*ck the rest ''.
Is that true?
HH?
?????I was that binman !!!