Jerusalem , Friday about 3.25pm . Jesus is sitting talking with his mates about the game on Sunday ( being Jewish, Saturday is off limits for football , or anything else ) when a noisy crowd confronts him , dragging a young woman by the hair.
''Rabbi, this woman was caught committing adultery - the law says she must be stoned to death ,'' shouts a big , ugly mutha at the front , ''What do you say ? ''
Jesus looks at them in a Messiah kind of way - forces them into silence . He waits for a while , building up the tension - he knows how to work a crowd .
''If the law says she must be stoned to death - fine , have at it . ''
But just as the crowd gathers up some strategically placed stones ready for some target practise , Jesus halts them with a raised hand .
''But let he who is without sin cast the first stone ,'' he says with a knowing look .
The crowd falls silent , looking at one another , then one by one they drop their ammunition . Jesus looks on rather smugly then goes to sit down with his mates - job done he thinks .
Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the crowd , people are jostled aside and a gap quickly appears which reveals a small figure carrying an enormous rock balanced on thin shoulders . The figure staggers forward , step by step under the awesome weight , approaches the young woman who is still lying on the ground at the feet of Jesus- and DROPS the massive boulder on the girl crushing her instantly !
A sigh goes up from the crowd then all eyes turn to Jesus .
He looks at the dead girl ,then slowly turns to the small figure who is standing before him and mutters
'' See you Ma , you really get on ma tits at times !''