I loved the social aspect of it (meeting girls) the rest was shite!Hated it and rarely went.
My Geography teacher wiz a Wanker & his Brother taught Maths & he wiz a Bigger Wanker!! .. Mind meeting them 20 yrs later in ma 30's & baith ae them were still Wankers which of course I duly informed them ofI had a geography teacher who was a part time fireman, one day his buzzer went off he yelled "Fire" and ran out the room, the teacher in the next class thought the school was on fire and it all went to shit from there, it was really quite funny.
My introduction to woodwork was a wee cunt called John Carey falling asleep at the bench and the teacher, an auld cunt called Abercromby launching a 2 pound club hammer at him, flew right over my heid missed wee John's paw by a baw hair! I mean what the fuck!Teachers were Alkies especially Woodwork.. Left after 5th Yr having played Fitbaw fur School team every Yr winning 3 leagues & 4 Cups! Battles wae opposing schools on Sat mornings were 1st class & am talking about after the game! .. Left wae 7 'O' Levels & 5 Highers but means nothing as maist just went tae College anyway tae Get pissed & Shag everything in site.. Difference between noo & 30 yrs ago is wiz aw about the drinking & shaggin fur us noo it's SOLELY about Drugs, Drugs & MARE Drugs.. Wee Fukin ARSEHOLES NOO!!
Did you play for the Bhoys Club 50?Think I might have told this one, but here goes again.
Got chined by my gym teacher for having 2 bags, when I told him I was going to football training after school he enquired where? CELTIC boys club I said, after a few more questions he told me the school needed me to turn up and play for them, I very politely reminded him he had chosen all his team on the word of another pupil and completely ignored me because no one knew me and to go forth and multiply.
Teachers were Alkies especially Woodwork.. Left after 5th Yr having played Fitbaw fur School team every Yr winning 3 leagues & 4 Cups! Battles wae opposing schools on Sat mornings were 1st class & am talking about after the game! .. Left wae 7 'O' Levels & 5 Highers but means nothing as maist just went tae College anyway tae Get pissed & Shag everything in site.. Difference between noo & 30 yrs ago is wiz aw about the drinking & shaggin fur us noo it's SOLELY about Drugs, Drugs & MARE Drugs.. Wee Fukin ARSEHOLES NOO!!
Well I reckon Kevin Bridges stole his story fae us coz oor Jakey teachers exact words were 'I fell & broke the Mrs Spice rack when pissed at the weekend so wan ae uze wee Pricks is gonny make me a new wan' .. Nae IKEA about 40 yrs ago but Spice racks wur DEFO aw the rage.. Nae idea whits taught at High school noo in 1st & 2nd Yr but tae me French, Widwork, Art & Geography wur a COMPLETE WASTE AE FUKIN TIME.. Wiz only interested in Maths & PE & Burds of courseMy introduction to woodwork was a wee cunt called John Carey falling asleep at the bench and the teacher, an auld cunt called Abercromby launching a 2 pound club hammer at him, flew right over my heid missed wee John's paw by a baw hair! I mean what the fuck!
Yeah, not for long though was there for 18mnthsDid you play for the Bhoys Club 50?
You constantly disappoint me!I mind buying a shit load of fake fivers and getting rid of them in the school canteen ,would always give somebody else the note and tell them to get me a mars bar while they were up getting their stuff and pocket the change ,done it for ages until the head came on the tannoy one day warning if anyones caught using fake money they ll be dealt with accordingly
Cut me some slack i was 13You constantly disappoint me!