Scottish words.
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Imatim
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Being of the taller variety.....as centre half’s tend to be.....I will not be combusting, spontaneously or otherwise.....and I will treat your remarks with the contempt they deserve.....may your next shite be a pregnant hedgehog...
Imatim
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Imatim
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..........................He always does, Lubo. That SP is a terrible man! Just wait until his filth-mongering tag team partner, Imatim, comes wading in with his naughty words.
I am a mere apprentice to SP.....the master of all things naughty
Imatim
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Perhaps they had just finished watching the hobbit on the telly?
Imatim
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Imatim
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DILLIGAF
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Sounds like, it might have been 'The Monkey Shop'Aye, back in the 80'sI was in a posh pub in Greenock, wur they served Eld or Lannie in a Winewae a slice of
. The Mrs & I went tae sum class establishment when we wur young
Bridie Bhoy
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I hope it all goes well for you, pal. Although I am envisaging a scene from a Carry On movie with double entendres flying everywhere. Take care.
Spherical Planet
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I'm at that age where every medical procedure I now get for free are the same things that I paid a fortune for when I was younger (from non medical professionals........emphasis on the pro part)!!!
Bridie Bhoy
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The Galway shawl
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You sound jealous of "Alien abuctees" SP, with their stories of cosmic probings.
Spherical Planet
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Promises promises......
The best thing a out being a Catholic is this whole absolution thing.
You could dip into a pro-fessional's box on Saturday night and absolve yourself by popping into the con-fessional box on Sunday morning.
Worst piece of advice my dear Ma' ever gave me was that there was no point offering confession if you hadn't sinned. I seen that as an obligation to tresspass, not an incentive to refrain.
Lubos left peg
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Had some fun with Lillia (my 5 year old) this morning and some of those Scottish words. So funny. Her southern accent with those words for some reason gives her a manc accent
Spherical Planet
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My girl's grandchildren are based in Oakham by Rutland way, Lubo..........there's a whole tonne of fun to be had by having them say Scottish words (they're getting the hang of sweary words too).Had some fun with Lillia (my 5 year old) this morning and some of those Scottish words. So funny. Her southern accent with those words for some reason gives her a manc accent
JamSam67
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It’s a great word Lubo but it’s a shithole o a place is oor DreichI like driech....great word
HH
Spherical Planet
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Oh, I just sense it..........Jam's away to lower the tone anytime now.If bye keepinit clean ya bunch o Mawkit bams
Yir aw clairty gets time yir wur back at Skill ti learn that is all
HH
Gaun' yirsel, Jamsam
JamSam67
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Tenerife tim
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Not sure if I've thrown this one out there before but since we're talking aboot Scottish words( or glesga words in my case,)here goes.
A wee fella goes into a doacters in glesga and the doc says to him,hullorerr whit's the soapy bubble son.
The boat says,,whit.
The doc says, the soapy bubble, you know,,the trouble. Whits the problem.
The boy,thinking I've got a roaster here says,oh aye, right, its ma legs doc ,terrible pain in my legs. Sometimes I can hardly even walk in the morning.
The doc says, nae tother a baw son,just take aff yir winners and losers, jump up on the Betty grable and gies a butcher's hook at yir ham n eggs.
The boay goes ,WHIT,(thinking wtfs gonna oan here).
So the doc says, nae tother a baw,( nae bother at aw). Take aff yir winners and losers ( yir troosers) jump up on the Betty grable ( the table) and gies a butcher's hook ( a look) at yir ham n eggs ( yir legs). The boays thinking this cunts mental. But anyway, strides aff,up on the table and the doc starts feeling aboot his calfs and muscles and that.
Efter a few minutes he asks the boay. Have you got any varicose veins son.
And the boay says,,,,aye,two boays and a lassie.. boom boom.HH
A wee fella goes into a doacters in glesga and the doc says to him,hullorerr whit's the soapy bubble son.
The boat says,,whit.
The doc says, the soapy bubble, you know,,the trouble. Whits the problem.
The boy,thinking I've got a roaster here says,oh aye, right, its ma legs doc ,terrible pain in my legs. Sometimes I can hardly even walk in the morning.
The doc says, nae tother a baw son,just take aff yir winners and losers, jump up on the Betty grable and gies a butcher's hook at yir ham n eggs.
The boay goes ,WHIT,(thinking wtfs gonna oan here).
So the doc says, nae tother a baw,( nae bother at aw). Take aff yir winners and losers ( yir troosers) jump up on the Betty grable ( the table) and gies a butcher's hook ( a look) at yir ham n eggs ( yir legs). The boays thinking this cunts mental. But anyway, strides aff,up on the table and the doc starts feeling aboot his calfs and muscles and that.
Efter a few minutes he asks the boay. Have you got any varicose veins son.
And the boay says,,,,aye,two boays and a lassie.. boom boom.HH
