Once got told by the arresting officer when he asked for my full name, not to give him any of they stupid Catholic names, which got me off when I told my lawyer about it, fiscal just dropped it, last time I pissed in the street I can tell you.
Another time I got nicked for a breach of the peace, pled not guilty, first cop on the stand said I was singing Irish Rebel songs at the top of my voice (as if) second numbskill said I was singing the Billy boys at the top of my voice, fukin fiscal got a bollocking off the judge as the case was dismissed.
Idiots