Hoopy427
Well-known member
Father Ted is on more 4, apparently Father Jack has become agoraphobic!Whit's the best thing aboot Switzerland?
Don't know, but their flags a big plus!
aw ma sides!
Father Ted is on more 4, apparently Father Jack has become agoraphobic!Whit's the best thing aboot Switzerland?
Don't know, but their flags a big plus!
aw ma sides!
Andy i hate to say this but we're trying to have a laugh here so ffs get with the programme(joking)
Stop lowering the tone Shammy, some of us have standards.Oooo er missus, that's a big one!
Tell them that your photography is an essential public service, as it pacifies and pleases all of us on here (apart fae claylord).Its come tae am throwin bread af ma balcony and takin gulls photys tae keep ma eee in
Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.Out shopping for my parents the other day Shammy and you could genuinely feel the tension in the air (mixed message from government and panic buying instigated this) that's the reason I'm making the point the coppers need to be careful how they deal with people just now, potential powderkeg situation brewing if not handled properly.
Aye come down hard on the fuckwits behaving irresponsibly/dangerously but a more measured approach is needed with everybody else.
Oooo er missus, that's a big one!
Papiere bitte?Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.
You can get fake papers from the pilot in stalag 17 btw.Papiere bitte?
Nein, gehen sie nach fuck, polizei
Have they started putting jokes on cans of Stella the now, Michael?. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Better have your weetabix in the morning mate, flicking a switch then sitting on yer arse for 3 hours fair takes it out of you!Am off to bed shortly and she better no get any ideas. Got a big day ahead of me with my emergency light test
Night Troops
I'm the tunnel king, Shammy. I'm like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank. I'd burrow through my own shite to get oot o' here (or just for the kicks).You can get fake papers from the pilot in stalag 17 btw.
How you gonny reach a polisman's ear? Have you got steps in yer handbag?Feckin polis are loving the wee bit power they have. I have to go about my work wearing I. D. round my neck and a letter to say that I'm a key worker ffs. Pity the first polis that stops me for he will get an ear full.
Who are callin' shortly!Am off to bed shortly and she better no get any ideas. Got a big day ahead of me with my emergency light test
Night Troops
Where's the feckin groan button when you need it??????I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.
Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.