I keep having a recurring dream.
I find myself lying homeless totally knackered, freezing, starving and stressed out my box on the edge of the river Clyde down near the big bridges in Glasgow.
Just as Im falling asleep this gorgeous woman taps me on shoulder.
She says
Tet
Why are you lying here?
I explain im homeless with no pals
She says look I cant be having this I am a billionaire, come with me and ill get you some food.
So totally knackered I trust this woman.
We get into a giant limousine and she takes me on a journey out to this giant stately home.
When we get there she says jump into this private bathroom and help your self to some of the clothes in my brother wardrobe, he was about your size. He died recently in a car accident and doesn't need them. It was terrible.
I get good wash and put on fine new clothes.
And there is this Mechlin quality meal all prepared for me.
She says there is room for you to get a good rest.
I couldn't thank her enough.
Anyway after dinner im still knackered so I go to bedroom
Massive big bed
Beautiful room.
Soft bed clothes
I feel so good.
Just as im about to fall asleep
She comes in room
in night gown
most amazing body you ever seen
and says she is so lonely and wonders if I wouldn't mind if she slept besides me and cuddled me
I thought omg this is even better
I rolled over to let her into the bed.
Splash! I rolled right into the Clyde again.
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