The Flat Earth For Beginners

[The Shamrock]

I know the one ,everytime i go by it now i'll think of you doing a in there

I was actually talking about having a pee. I keep jobbies for my own gaff.

 

[Artur]

I was actually talking about having a pee. I keep jobbies for my own gaff.

Same

 

[The Shamrock]

Not in my handbag like Loopy's jiner.

 

[Spherical Planet]

I was actually talking about having a pee. I keep jobbies for my own gaff.

Same

What's the matter wie you two?

There's no better joy in life than laying a cable on somebody else's property (I give mine wee names because it's the nearest I'll get to giving birth).

A wee alfredo here, a wee kunt there.......especially in folks hooses ye don't like.

 

[Artur]

What's the matter wie you two?

There's no better joy in life than laying a cable on somebody else's property (I give mine wee names because it's the nearest I'll get to giving birth).

A wee alfredo here, a wee kunt there.......especially in folks hooses ye don't like.

A wee Jack here n a wee Helander there..

 

[fergusslayedtheblues]

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[Spherical Planet]

A wee Jack here n a wee Helander there..

When I have the runs, I refer to them as "slippy" (for obvious reasons).

 

[Hoopy427]

A couple of years ago I had to deal with a posh bird who had a blocked toilet, we'd installed the toilet so it was all our fault, we were incompetent fools etc etc. I went to deal with it, turned out she'd dropped a fuckin monster down the pan, fucking thing wouldn't move! Decision, do I use my tools to break the fucker up or do I use her hair brush? You know what happened next don't you?

 

[Artur]

A couple of years ago I had to deal with a posh bird who had a blocked toilet, we'd installed the toilet so it was all our fault, we were incompetent fools etc etc. I went to deal with it, turned out she'd dropped a fuckin monster down the pan, fucking thing wouldn't move! Decision, do I use my tools to break the fucker up or do I use her hair brush? You know what happened next don't you?

Thats shite you..

 

[Hoopy427]

Thats shite you..

Fuck her it was her turd!

 

[Artur]

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[Spherical Planet]

A couple of years ago I had to deal with a posh bird who had a blocked toilet, we'd installed the toilet so it was all our fault, we were incompetent fools etc etc. I went to deal with it, turned out she'd dropped a fuckin monster down the pan, fucking thing wouldn't move! Decision, do I use my tools to break the fucker up or do I use her hair brush? You know what happened next don't you?

My ex used to leave wee solid tugnuts.........these things were unbreakable and no matter how many times you flushed the wee fuckers kept coming back???

I got used to it during our time together and it's been good practice for dealing with the zombies over the years.

 

[The Shamrock]

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Aye?

 

[The Shamrock]

My ex used to leave wee solid tugnuts.........these things were unbreakable and no matter how many times you flushed the wee fuckers kept coming back???

I got used to it during our time together and it's been good practice for dealing with the zombies over the years.

That poor soul needed more fibre in her diet.

 

[The Shamrock]

I'm so glad this thread is now about shite, it's come full circle.

 

[Spherical Planet]

That poor soul needed more fibre in her diet.

Hahahahahaha the irony is, is that she's a renowned food psychologist and dietician????

Gillian McKeith would need a pneumatic drill to sift through her contents though!

 

[boab1916]

Theres a McDonalds no too far away

McDonalds no do pish then.

 

[Spherical Planet]

McDonalds no do pish then.

Aye they do, Boab, plus you get free refills

 

[Artur]

McDonalds no do pish then.

Cany drive to McDees everytime i need a pish,wouldnae get much work done.

 

[Hoopy427]

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