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Homeowner in America caught me pishing in a dunkin donuts cup standing on her bulkhead stairs. Came out right after and told the boss we could use the toilet in the house. Never told him why she did that.
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Artur
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Thats what i like about the forum all the daft topics
nothins out of bounds on here.
Spherical Planet
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Right..........who's starting the projectile vomiting thread?Thats what i like about the forum all the daft topics
boab1916
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Got this vision when I am driving now that a guy might just jump a red and cause an accident and when quizzed reply your honour i needed a dump, case dismissed been there son.
The Shamrock
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I have a vomit phobia. I don't mind someone else being sick but I always think I'm going to choke so I practically never throw up. 
The Shamrock
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Mibbe it was her dunkin donuts cup.
26+6=1
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This'll boil yer boke
boab1916
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Sham i also have that fear, cannot stand the feeling of chocking.I have a vomit phobia. I don't mind someone else being sick but I always think I'm going to choke so I practically never throw up.
Spherical Planet
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The real 'holy trinity' and the mark of a real "manly man" is when you eventually reach the trifecta of pishing, shitting and vomming yourself after a night oot.I have a vomit phobia. I don't mind someone else being sick but I always think I'm going to choke so I practically never throw up.
I AM A REAL MAN!!!!
The Shamrock
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boab1916
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I've no done that even though i got five, miracle man SP not once sick through her pregancies.Had two kids and wasn't sick once during the pregnancies.
Spherical Planet
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Aye, but how sick were the bairns when they realised who their mammy was.Had two kids and wasn't sick once during the pregnancies.
Only kidding, Shammy..........seriously, I'm only kidding!
26+6=1
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You'd have been no good to the RAF then.
boab1916
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Lucky your pals
Hoopy427
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Worst/funniest one I had was an Indian student who'd flooded his bedroom in a student accommodation, I went to see him, wouldn't let me in. I could see the floor was flooded, bed sheets in the water, suitcase, clothes, fucking shambles. Eventually he let me in and I asked what had happened? (this boys padding about in his bare feet up to his ancles in sewage) he says the night before the shower got blocked and over flowed so he tried to mop it up with toilet roll and stuck all the paper down the pan and blocked the toilet. No problem I thought so I lifted the lid on the pan and it was stuffed to the rim with toilet paper, but the dirty bastard had taken the world's biggest shit on top of it all, coiled up like an anaconda!
I went fuckin mental and the boy claimed it wasn't him, someone broke into his flat and dropped the monster turd!
I went fuckin mental and the boy claimed it wasn't him, someone broke into his flat and dropped the monster turd!
boab1916
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or the RALFYou'd have been no good to the RAF then.
Spherical Planet
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Did you name it 'Thai Tim'?Worst/funniest one I had was an Indian student who'd flooded his bedroom in a student accommodation, I went to see him, wouldn't let me in. I could see the floor was flooded, bed sheets in the water, suitcase, clothes, fucking shambles. Eventually he let me in and I asked what had happened? (this boys padding about in his bare feet up to his ancles in sewage) he says the night before the shower got blocked and over flowed so he tried to mop it up with toilet roll and stuck all the paper down the pan and blocked the toilet. No problem I thought so I lifted the lid on the pan and it was stuffed to the rim with toilet paper, but the dirty bastard had taken the world's biggest shit on top of it all, coiled up like an anaconda!
I went fuckin mental and the boy claimed it wasn't him, someone broke into his flat and dropped the monster turd!
Hoopy427
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Ate two kids and weren't sick? Fuck I'd struggle to do that with two big macs!Had two kids and wasn't sick once during the pregnancies.
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I never eat McDonalds or their equivalents. I consider useby dates to be a guide and refer to the smell test when deciding if meat is ok or not. But if I ate a McDonalds burger I would have the skitter within 20 mins.
Spherical Planet
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Shammy might be able to back me up on this. I work with a laddie and a lassie who compulsively put things down the toilet bowl.........housecoats, towels, coathangers, bottles, etc......
They still carry out their ablutions though and I think it's a throwback to their hospital days and trying to get rid of evidence.........bastard of a joab to clear it mind.
