Larry7
Well-known member
The Zombies' best chance tomorrow is if:
Our players are spooked by the atmosphere, having never gone to Mordor with only 750 fans before;
The ref lets their players commit up to four red-card offences without sanction;
Our star full-back is out;
Our best player has to fill in at left back, leaving our midfield as a void;
We have to play a really small teenage winger as our lone striker;
Our goalkeeper can't pass the ball for love or money;
Our senior centre half plays with all the heart and bravery of a Pygmy mouse;
Their clean shot at goal takes a wicked, freakish path through our brave captain's legs;
The eagle-eyed linesman (who missed all the red card offences) notices that our goalscorer's fringe is 2mm behind the tail of the last defender.
I fancy our chances
Our players are spooked by the atmosphere, having never gone to Mordor with only 750 fans before;
The ref lets their players commit up to four red-card offences without sanction;
Our star full-back is out;
Our best player has to fill in at left back, leaving our midfield as a void;
We have to play a really small teenage winger as our lone striker;
Our goalkeeper can't pass the ball for love or money;
Our senior centre half plays with all the heart and bravery of a Pygmy mouse;
Their clean shot at goal takes a wicked, freakish path through our brave captain's legs;
The eagle-eyed linesman (who missed all the red card offences) notices that our goalscorer's fringe is 2mm behind the tail of the last defender.
I fancy our chances