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John nó

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See thats the real problem over there I'd imagine keeping cunts like him out of politics and try and find people to take country forward instead of trying they're damdest to keep old divisions cunts like that dont even care about furthering they're own peoples they just want the status quo anything to stay British 🤬
But slowly losing the battle
 

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Imagine a club team celebrating a 0-0 result like that
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According to Saul

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Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but only have a £1 between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says,”Are you mad, now. We’re skint.
Come on says Paddy follow me.
They go into the pub, order two pints and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells Murphy to get on his knees and suck the sausage.
the Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says…
”I can’t do this anymore,my knee’s are too sore and I’m plssed.
”How do you think I feel”. Says Paddy, “I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in”.
 

26+6=1

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Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but only have a £1 between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says,”Are you mad, now. We’re skint.
Come on says Paddy follow me.
They go into the pub, order two pints and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells Murphy to get on his knees and suck the sausage.
the Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says…
”I can’t do this anymore,my knee’s are too sore and I’m plssed.
”How do you think I feel”. Says Paddy, “I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in”.

This is very similar to what Denis Taylor would have come out with in his cringeworthy attempts at ingratiating himself to English audiences during exhibitions.
 

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