We can all use a laugh

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Do you know why they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.

(sorry Shammy)

A couple of decades ago I accompanied a young lady home from a bar. We were both over in the states for the summer and she was living in a house full of lads. We went back to the pub next day and in walked one of her house mates who'd got up with no clean clothes and swiped one of her tshirts. It was pink with 'I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?' Feejit hadn't a clue what everyone was laughing at.

 

[Weedocbhoy60]

Post your laughs here
HH

I nominate the Buffaloon 's haircut. At least I think it's a haircut.

 

[kelly]

 

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[tictastic]

A Chinese guy showed up in my favorite bar last night
He took a sip of beer. I asked him, "Do you know Kung Fu or any other martial arts?"
He became offended and said, "Are you asking because I'm asian? I don't, in fact!"
I snatched my beer back from him and said, "Good. Then buy your own fucking drink."

 

[tictastic]

cop - When did you notice that your wife was dead?
Husband - Well, sex was the same as usual but dishes started piling up.

 

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[michael duffy]

Guy goes intae the chemist, say "can ah have a packet of durex"
the wee assistant says "we don't sell them,have ye tried Boot's"
the guy says, "phuq sake hen, ah want tae slide in, no' march in"! boom! ah'm here aw week!

 

[Thai Tim]

The great thing aboot shagging ladyboys is ye dinny get the holes mixed up and when you reach roond it feels like it's gone aw the way through.

 

[TET]

The great thing aboot shagging ladyboys is ye dinny get the holes mixed up and when you reach roond it feels like it's gone aw the way through.

I guess you might know?

You no longer riding the goat?

 

[JamSam67]

The great thing aboot shagging ladyboys is ye dinny get the holes mixed up and when you reach roond it feels like it's gone aw the way through.

Literally

 

[michael duffy]

Hun on radio Snyde,complainin aboot biased referees!!!!!!! ma phuqin sides!!!!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

They get 50,000 at ibrokes and still only share 1 braincell. Waste of clothes.

 

[26+6=1]

How many Thai Thongs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Paul Gascoigne.

 

[Richybhoy]

Can you tell me how to get to the other side of the road please?
Sure Bud, there it is over there...
Really? I was just over there and some bastard said it was over here!

 

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Can you tell me how to get to the other side of the road please?
Sure Bud, there it is over there...
Really? I was just over there and some bastard said it was over here!